Johnny from VixenCreations is a thick and meaty lifelike dildo.  This much needed addition to my collection of sweet little sex toys stands big and proud with a veiny shaft, pronounced head and hefty textured balls.  An incredibly realistic cock, not one detail was spared right down to the wrinkled upper shaft.

Basic Info :

Material: Silicone.  Vixen also makes Johnny in their skin-like material VixSkin.  This version is firmer, but still body safe all the way.  This one is also a little more wallet friendly.

Length: 7 inches.  It’s not the longest dildo I own.  It’s the girth that makes it the whopper that it is.

Width: 1 13/16 inches.

Color: It only seemed right to choose black for this dildo, but it does come in vanilla, chocolate, caramel and purple.

Johnny took some warming up with a couple of smaller dildos and a whole lot of lube.  At first I was worried that my eyes were bigger than my vagina with this one.  With pretty much zero flexibility or give, you definitely have to work your way up.  Getting past the fat head was a bit of a chore both on entry and exit.  The helmet brim really juts out and creates a ledge effect (the picture doesn’t do this justice). Patience was key in avoiding any discomfort; once I was past this point all was divine.  The slight curve aided in a little g-spot stimulation, but the fulfilled sensation was what made the experience so fantastic.  Johnny gives you that full feeling with very little thrusting required. It’s basically awesome.

Orgasm?  With all of the warming up and magnificent size, it was impossible not to have a seriously intense orgasm.

Johnny is harness compatible.  I didn’t get to test its strap-on-ability because I don’t have an O-ring big enough to accommodate it.  I can’t say if it is good or bad in that department, but I imagine it would look pretty great strapped on.  There would be no question about who was in charge!

I am a fan of Johnny.  It isn’t my dildo of choice for regular use, but I’m glad I have it ready and waiting for those times I’m looking for that filled sensation.  If you prefer small toys, this is not for you.  If you like a more flexible cock, you should definitely go with the VixSkin.  If you are a size queen or just looking for a bit of a challenge, this is the toy for you!

If you’ve never used anything of this size, know that you’ll have to work your way up.  Embrace it and enjoy the journey.  I know I did.

I have noticed an increase in negativity these days.  Maybe it’s that I have stopped letting every little thing bother me, so it has amplified the voices of the negative nancies.  I’m not going to get all yoga instructor or anything here.   I have my cynical days and consider my smart ass comments to be quite charming.  But, do you really have to complain all day long?  Do you hate everything?  Is there anything in this world that you like?  Even just a little bit?

To this I say, have a dildo and a smile and shut the fuck up.  It’s a bit cliched and I stole that line from somewhere (I can’t even remember where), but it’s really quite fitting.  You either need to get laid or purchase something that will help you relieve a little stress, or whatever it is that causes you to be so pissed all of the time.  I know an orgasm always helps me to be just a little less bitch-tastic.

If you are someone who complains everyday, do everyone a favor and rub one out.  You’ll feel a lot better.  Trust me.  Really at this point anything would do, but we might as well get it done right.  I’m going to recommend The Outlaw by Vixen Creations.  It is made from body friendly silicone, has 9 inches of insertable length and enough balls to handle any cunt.  Take that as you will.

“The largest dildo from Vixen Creations, the Outlaw offers incredible length and girth in their signature super-realistic vixskin textured silicone.

Type: Textured life like dildo
Length: 9 1/2 inches
Insertable Length: 9 inches Circumference: 6 1/2 inches
Special Features: Boilable, Large Size, Vixskin Textured.”

It has been a little while since I’ve done something nice for you guys, so I decided to make today Fabulous Friday!  In honor of such a splendid occasion I am supplying you with an offer code.

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Have you had your eye on a new toy, but it’s just a little over your budget?  Now is your chance to make that new vibe or dildo yours.  Not sure what to buy?  Here is an item I have had my eye on for quite a while now.

Mistress Vibe by Vixen Creations

Vixen Creations uses 100% Platinum Grade Silicone.  It is easy to clean, phthalates free, nonporous, hypoallergenic and basically awesome.  With an insertable length of 7 inches and a width of about 2 inches, this dildo is big enough to please, but not too filling.  The flared base makes it strap on harness compatible and safe for anal play.  The Mistress Vibe has a removable waterproof bullet, so you can choose whether or not you want vibration.  Plus, it’s turquoise!  If you’re not excited about the color like I am, it comes in a small variety of other colors.

This is a great all purpose vibe.  It can be used for solo fun or you can strap it on and share the fun with a friend.  Not in mood for buzz?  Just remove the bullet.  Do you prefer your vibrating dildo not too big, not too small, but juuuust right?  The Mistress Vibe is for you.        

If this isn’t actually what you are looking for, we have tons of sex toys for you to choose from.  Our Sex Toys For Women category is a great place to start.  It is filled with fabulous hand selected products.  Don’t forget to enter your offer code fabuloustoys at the time of check out so you can receive 20% off your entire purchase at sextoys.com.  Have a Fabulous Friday!

We have a hole new set of Featured Products for Women up.  Among them are some of the newly added super sexy top of line items and you need to check them out NOW!  Sarah from the Sextoys . com blog can tell you a little more about the Gee Whizzard Green Marble by Vixen Creations, an attachment for the beloved Hitachi Magic Wand.

“This whimsical attachment is absolutely gorgeous, but what’s even better is that it looks like someone put a lot of thought into a woman’s pleasure when designing it!  The bulbous shaft looks delicious and they even included clit stimulating bumps for external stimulation!”  Read more…

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