Dildo Review: The Matinee Idol
Monday, August 3rd, 2009What was the best attribute of the Matinee Idol by Topco?
The suction cup base. I stuck it to the inside of my passenger car window as I was driving home. It didn’t budge. Well, the cock itself was jiggling all around, doing all of the things that big dopey jelly cocks do when attached to a car window. You know, the usual bobbing up and down as if it is agreeing to something. The occasional shake from side to side in the event of an abrupt stop. As fun as it was to let the dildo wiggle and shake on the ride home, I thought a more real-life application was appropriate. Naturally, the shower wall was the next test surface.
The suction was just as strong to the shower wall as it was to the window. This time it was me testing the wiggles and shakes and it did not disappoint. At 7 ½ inches, there was more than enough to satisfy me. It was life like in almost every sense of the word, from the helmet head to the veiny shaft and the wrinkled balls. Even through the condom barrier, I could feel the details of this slightly daunting dildo. P.S. It is never a bad idea to use a condom when using jelly sex toys.
If you like realistic cocks that you can stick to the wall and go to town on, the Matinee Idol would be great for you. The only distraction was the unpleasant smell that always comes from jelly toys. Let’s just say it’s not an aphrodisiac. But if you use a condom and light some incense you and the Matinee Idol will be lovers in no time.







