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Top 5 of 2010

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

2010 has been an interesting year.  I’m not going to lie and say it was all fabulous, but there certainly were some awesome events and moments.  I turned 30, which I am happy about and I beefed up my sex toy collection.  I have yet to write a review for some one of these products, but it is coming soon.  Keep in mind, this isn’t a list of toys that were released in 2010, they are the toys I enjoyed the most.Silicone Dildo

Tantus Curve. This mid-sized silicone dildo is great for g-spot stimulation.  It isn’t the only toy I use when I’m in the mood for g-spot play, but I certainly reach for it quite a bit.  I’ve never met a Tantus toy I didn’t like, but I especially like that the Curve is so easy to handle.  The angle is perfect for reaching your g-spot without having to contort your wrist and the base is nice and wide.  It is super flexible and I imagine it would make for a great strap-on dildo.  As with all Tantus toys, it is Phthalates free and hypoallergenic.

Sqweel by Love Honey. I love the Sqweel for being both unique and an overall awesome toy.  A product can be totally different from anything else, but still suck.  Not the case here.  It creates a one-of-a-kind non-vibratory lingering sensation on your clit and labia.  It’s also made from body safe materials; wheel-o-tongues from soft silicone and the casing from nonporous plastic.  You can easily take it apart for cleaning.  This isn’t a toy for quick orgasms and I totally dig that.

Mystic Wand by Vibratex. I LOVE this vibrator.  This is the sex toy that made me a lover of intense vibrations and taught me the meaning of deep vibrations.  I always thought I was “too sensitive” for high powered toys.  The Mystic Wand made me realize it was simply the type of vibration that wasn’t Mystic Wand by Vibratexright for me.  The rich vibrations are simply divine.  No, it is not as intense as the Hitachi. Aside from the fact that I just think this vibrator is the shit when it comes to masturbating, it is also a well made toy.  Excluding the control panel, the exterior is made from silicone.  The head is flexible enough to move with you, but still allows for pressure on your clit.  As wand massagers go, it is small and lightweight (length: 8 1/4 in, weight: 1/2 lb).  This one is battery powered, but a rechargeable version exists.   Thanks for the orgasms, Vibratex.

Pink Water. I have owned my bottle of Pink Lube for a while, but it has definitely been my lube of choice this year.  It is a simple not too thick or too thin water based lube.  The pump makes it easy to apply and it isn’t runny.  It is fairly long lasting and doesn’t have any taste or smell.  What I love most about it is that it doesn’t get sticky.  For me, that means I’ll choose it over a thicker slicker lube.  Another huge plus for Pink Water is the fact that it is glycerin and paraben free, which is a must with my sensitive skin.

Lovemoiselle Aveline. This ceramic g-spot dildo gets used far more than I imagined it would.  Before bringing the Aveline home, I wasn’t terribly impressed.  It became one of my favorite toys as soon as I used it.  I love the firm texture and how the gentle curve manages to massage the g-spot.  It appears simple in shape, but offers a lot in the way ofLovemoiselle Aveline internal stimulation.  Ceramic is a nonporous material that quickly heats to your body temperature and doesn’t absorb lube too quickly.  While performance is more important than looks, the Aveline is a pretty dildo.  It comes in a foam lined box and a soft drawstring pouch is included.  Proper storage is important!

That’s it for 2010.  I hope everyone has a safe and happy New Year!

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Top 5 Lesbian Porn Films

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

In no particular order, the lesbian porn that I love…

Episode 3: Jizz and Shawn

Crash Pad Series – Episode 3: Jizz and Shawn There are a ton of episodes available from the Crash Pad Series, but number 3 comes in as my favorite. It was the very first movie from the series I had the pleasure of viewing. It was also, dare I use the term, first real lesbian porn I ever watched. Perhaps it is for sentimental reasons that I hold it above the rest. Or perhaps it is the hot dyke sex scene between Jizz Lee and Shawn. It did get nominated for “Hottest Dyke Sex Scene” at the 2006 Feminist Porn Awards.

AbbyWinters

Risque Girls from AbbyWinters.com Really, I love Abby Winters movies. All of them. Honestly. The solo masturbation movies and the girl on girl flicks hold special places in my heart. It was hard to pick just one, but Risque Girls features an all girl threesome so it won the cookie. I don’t discriminate when it comes to women. Super femmes, short haired bois, geeky chicks with glasses, even the occasional buxom blonde all make their way into my fantasies. Abby Winters movies always star the girl next door types. Hot lesbian sex with girls that look like the chicks you sat near in English – holy orgasm in about 5 seconds. Yeah, it’s serious.

Sweetheart Video

Tombois Tombois in general make me all weak in the knees. The scene between Syd Blakovich and Satine Phoenix exemplifies this perfectly. J.D. over at HotMoviesForHer agrees and wrote a great review a few months ago. You should read it.

Belladonna and Jizz Lee

Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes Belladonna and Jizz Lee together is, well, amazing. Their scene is one of the hottest girl on girl strap on scenes in the history of porn. I don’t consider myself to have a foot fetish, but I rather enjoyed the foot play in this porno. Belladonna turns me on like no other and damn do I respect her and her empire. I heart dirty sex. I heart Belladonna. Or, as my smut expert friend would say, “it’s fucking Belladonna. Nuff Said”. This isn’t to undermine the greatness that is Jizz Lee. I get butterflies just seeing her Tweets. She got named on this post twice for crying out loud. P.S. The other scenes in Strapped Dykes are beyond hot.

Starring Madison Young

Perversions of Lesbian Lust This XXX lesbian flick is full of deliciously kinky sex. Dylan Ryan and Madison young display dominance and submission at it’s finest, along with all out great fucking. Madison’s solo masturbation scene makes me wish I was a clothes pin (watch and you’ll understand). I watched this movie back in my porn editing days. It was definitely one I had to go home and watch more than a few times. I haven’t seen Perversions of Lesbian Lust 2, but with Sasha Grey added to the mix it has to be hot.

There ya have it. My top 5 lesbian porn films.  What would you add to the list?

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Toys and Tease: Top 5 of 2009

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

Without further ado and in no particular order -

 

1. Do I really need to explain this Saturday Night Striptease favorite?  Take one look at this fiery bombshell and you will know why Blaze Starr was called the “Hottest Blaze Burlesque”! 

2. The O2 Revolution by Tantus offered a little more in size than I usually require, but it quickly became a favorite in my toy collection.  It is made from 100% platinum grade silicone, is hypoallergenic, phthalates free, nonporous, easily sterilized, aesthetically pleasing and downright awesome!  It is perfect for those times when that fulfilled sensation is desired.

3. The Fantasy Swing was an awesome addition to my toy and furniture collection.  My boo and I have enjoyed using it quite a few times – it allows for fun and creative positions during hanky panky time and honestly it just fun to play on even with your clothes on.  It is incredibly sturdy and secure.  Hint: Hanging it from something that can support the load is a must!Layaspot Vibrating Massager

4. Fun Factory’s Layaspot is definitely my go to massager.  It is what I like to call fantastical – made from body friendly elastomed, it fits perfectly in the palm of your, has a satisfying range of vibration and rates a 10 on the orgasmatron 5000 meter.  While I feel that my love for this amazing little contraption would be best described through interpretive dance, I will simply quote myself.  “I’d like to give the geniuses at Fun Factory a bunch of kisses for this one.  Or make them cookies; ask for their hand in marriage or some such activity that would hopefully let them know that I love this toy from the absolute depths of my soul.”

5. Pink Silicone Lube.  I love this stuff!  I can’t use it with any of my beloved silicone toys, but it is perfect for toy free partnered play and intercourse.  It has to be reapplied far less often than water based lube, but still washes off fairly easily.  It makes everything silky smooth, soft and slippery without feeling thick and goopy (technical term).  It can almost be described as baby powder like.  Paraben and glycerin free, this stuff is made for women with even the most sensitive of naughty bits.  The classy glass bottle looks fabulous on my nightstand too. 

That concludes my Top 5 of 2009.  It has been great year for toy testing and so much more.  I can only hope that 2010 will be equally as fantastic!  Happy New Year!

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