The sex toy industry is blooming with fancy new vibrators and gadgets of all makes and models.  If you can stimulate it, there is some sort of buzzing contraption that will buzz it.  Some are works of art, some look like spaceships and some still look like a good old fashioned cock.

This is a good thing.  I embrace vibrator technology and all of the care that goes into material safety these days.   I love love love my whimsical FunFactory vibes and hold a special place for my subtly powered Mia. With all of this being said, there are still some classics that have been, and always will be, giving women top notch earth shattering orgasms.

To name a few…

The Head Mistress of all vibrators is the Hitachi Magic Wand.  First created as a massager for your everyday aches and pains, it was made popular in the early 1970′s by sexologist and orgasm expert, Betty Dodson.  She first mentioned the Hitachi in her book Sex For One: The Joy Of Self Loving.

You can purchase and read more about this high powered electric wonder by clicking on the link above.

Another tried and true vibe is the famous Pocket Rocket.  With all of that power it packs, it really couldn’t be called anything other than a rocket.  While some find it overwhelming, many women can’t get off with any other toy.  Hard plastic and ready handle your clitoris, the Pocket Rocket is here to stay.

Last, but not least is the Silver Bullet.  It’s cheap, it’s simple, it comes in a bag.  It’s as basic as they cum come, folks.  Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had an orgasm or two from your everyday bullet vibe.  It’s perfect for beginners and a nonthreatening staple in your toy collection.  Oh yea, it’s cheap.  Here it is, in all of it’s glory:

Whether you are a vibrator purist or you just need something simple, you can count on these classic vibrators to get you off every time!

In many ways I am a girly girl to the max.  I like to play dress up, I love chocolate and I’m a sucker for anything miniaturized.  However, I was born and raised in the south and I love to blow stuff up on the 4th of July.  I love the boom of the big firework displays; the way it rattles your insides and causes you to lose a tiny percentage of your hearing.  The sky lights up and everyone oohs and ahhhs as they are hypnotized by the sparkling man made wonderment. 

Back to me blowing stuff up.  Before and after the big show I like to play with fire crackers, roman candles and bottle rockets.  Ahh bottle rockets.  Light the fuse and run for your life.  A whistle.  A pop.  Repeat.  Mindless fun for at least 20 minutes.  Or until some other dangerous, bright exploding spectacle occurs. 

I can’t get my hands on any bottle rockets this year, so I’m thinking a might go for something else that will satisfy my need for a thrill.  The Pocket Rocket Plus Mini Vibrator is calling me.  It is simple, old school and mini.  It is still a rocket – sort of.  Instead of matches, it requires 2 AA batteries, and it will still get the blood pumping.  Not to mention this vibe is quiet and won’t leave me hearing impaired.  This Pocket Rocket’s powerful vibrations will rattle me inside and out!

As for the oohs and ahhhs; yeah, that will be happening too.

Have a fun holiday weekend and don’t forget to make something explode!