Toy Review: Smart Balls
Thursday, August 20th, 2009Smart Balls: A brand new experience.
Who makes them: Awesome people at Fun Factory.
What they do: Train the PC, or the pubococcygeus muscles. This is the scientific name for the vaginal muscles. They also stimulate and massage!
Inserting and Removing: Both took a good deal of effort and a healthy squeeze of lube. Once the Smart Balls are in, they are happy to stay and make themselves at home. When removing, I grabbed on to the loop and played a gentle game of tug of war with my vaginal muscles. I won, but not without a struggle. It was not in any way painful, just surprising. I didn’t mind. The removal of the balls is an addition to the exercise and I was happy to know that I was well on my way to having super buff naughty bits.
When I wore them the first time: I pranced around the house a few times wondering what was going to happen. The sensation was faint but pleasant. After a few laps around the couch I got out my LayaSpot. It is already an amazing vibrator, but the Smart Balls took my self love experience to the next level. I liked how they provided a sense of fullness without having to use my hands to hold on to another toy. That moment of toe curling ecstasy was intensified times 100. My boyfriend had to peel a semi-liquified gelatinous version of me from the couch when he got home from work.
When I wore them the second time: I wore them for a few hours at a good friend’s wedding serenade (big block party with copious amounts of food, adult beverages and entertainment). I was a bit nervous that they may start to bother me or push out. They didn’t. At times I just enjoyed the live band while eating and drinking merrily. Other times I was conscious to contract my muscles so I could get a bit of exercise in without anyone knowing. About every half hour my boyfriend took pleasure in asking me if I was still wearing the balls. It was our little secret and a fun one at that! As I said before the sensation was faint, but pleasant. Every now and then I could feel a hint of stimulation.
Not just an intense O: While I love intensified orgasms, there are also many health benefits that can be gained from using Smart Balls and doing any type of Kegal exercise. This was simply a review of my experience with a great product. It has me intrigued and a bit obsessed with the PC muscles. Check back soon for more about these muscles and why women and men alike should work them out.
How much I like Smart Balls: I don’t like them, I love them.






