Without further ado and in no particular order -

1. Do I really need to explain this Saturday Night Striptease favorite?  Take one look at this fiery bombshell and you will know why Blaze Starr was called the “Hottest Blaze Burlesque”! 

2. The O2 Revolution by Tantus offered a little more in size than I usually require, but it quickly became a favorite in my toy collection.  It is made from 100% platinum grade silicone, is hypoallergenic, phthalates free, nonporous, easily sterilized, aesthetically pleasing and downright awesome!  It is perfect for those times when that fulfilled sensation is desired.

3. The Fantasy Swing was an awesome addition to my toy and furniture collection.  My boo and I have enjoyed using it quite a few times – it allows for fun and creative positions during hanky panky time and honestly it just fun to play on even with your clothes on.  It is incredibly sturdy and secure.  Hint: Hanging it from something that can support the load is a must!

4. Fun Factory’s Layaspot is definitely my go to massager.  It is what I like to call fantastical – made from body friendly elastomed, it fits perfectly in the palm of your, has a satisfying range of vibration and rates a 10 on the orgasmatron 5000 meter.  While I feel that my love for this amazing little contraption would be best described through interpretive dance, I will simply quote myself.  “I’d like to give the geniuses at Fun Factory a bunch of kisses for this one.  Or make them cookies; ask for their hand in marriage or some such activity that would hopefully let them know that I love this toy from the absolute depths of my soul.”

5. Pink Silicone Lube.  I love this stuff!  I can’t use it with any of my beloved silicone toys, but it is perfect for toy free partnered play and intercourse.  It has to be reapplied far less often than water based lube, but still washes off fairly easily.  It makes everything silky smooth, soft and slippery without feeling thick and goopy (technical term).  It can almost be described as baby powder like.  Paraben and glycerin free, this stuff is made for women with even the most sensitive of naughty bits.  The classy glass bottle looks fabulous on my nightstand too. 

That concludes my Top 5 of 2009.  It has been great year for toy testing and so much more.  I can only hope that 2010 will be equally as fantastic!  Happy New Year!

The Tantus O2 Revolution Candy claims to feel real.  It does feel real, real big.

This dong was my first Tantus Silicone toy.  I was simmering with excitement as I waited for it to arrive.  I knew it was of size, but I didn’t realize what exactly I was in for.

As soon as I lay eyes on my pretty pink new toy it my jaw dropped.  “How am I going to fit this…” just kept running through my mind.  I was eager and nervous all at the same time.  I thought to myself, well if I can’t use it I can always set it up as an art instillation.  With some nice lighting and a small electric turn table it would look great in my living room.  Perhaps some electronic music would be a nice touch.  The toy is beautiful.

It felt great in my hands.  I could tell that all of the wonderful things I heard about Tantus products were true.  The O2 Revolution felt solid and well constructed.  The excitement surpassed the nervousness and it was time to give it a go.

I got the water based lube out and attempted to use it.  I knew better, but I tried to use it without much of a warm up.  One would think that this would be painful.  It wasn’t.  It simply didn’t go anywhere.   My man/ Sex Toy Testing Assistant was lying there next to me.  While he was impressed by my eagerness, he looked at me like, “did you really think that was going to work”?  So, I used my Jumbo Bullet to get the party started.  It only seemed appropriate to use the big bullet for the big dong.  With a little self lovin’ and a lot more lube I was able to slowly use the O2 Revolution.

It felt just like the real thing!  Because of its thickness I could feel the details of the head shape and veined texture. The flared base made for easy control of the toy.  I couldn’t thrust the dong too much, but vigorous movement wasn’t necessary.  The full sensation with very little motion was quite satisfying.  This was true even without the vibrating bullet.  For a girl who can usually only handle medium sized toys, this was quite a feat.  I was beaming with pride.  However, I was glowing with the joy over the level of pleasure!

Once I brought the bullet back into play I was on a one way trip to orgasm land.  Once all was said and done, I was in a euphoric state of contentment.  I also had to give myself a little pat on the back for handling the O2 Revolution.

Clean up was easy.  It is made from 100% silicone so I boiled that baby and went on with my day.

The O2 Revolution won’t get used on a regular basis, but it will make an appearance when fullness is desired.  So much for the art instillation.

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