Without further ado and in no particular order -

1. Do I really need to explain this Saturday Night Striptease favorite?  Take one look at this fiery bombshell and you will know why Blaze Starr was called the “Hottest Blaze Burlesque”! 

2. The O2 Revolution by Tantus offered a little more in size than I usually require, but it quickly became a favorite in my toy collection.  It is made from 100% platinum grade silicone, is hypoallergenic, phthalates free, nonporous, easily sterilized, aesthetically pleasing and downright awesome!  It is perfect for those times when that fulfilled sensation is desired.

3. The Fantasy Swing was an awesome addition to my toy and furniture collection.  My boo and I have enjoyed using it quite a few times – it allows for fun and creative positions during hanky panky time and honestly it just fun to play on even with your clothes on.  It is incredibly sturdy and secure.  Hint: Hanging it from something that can support the load is a must!

4. Fun Factory’s Layaspot is definitely my go to massager.  It is what I like to call fantastical – made from body friendly elastomed, it fits perfectly in the palm of your, has a satisfying range of vibration and rates a 10 on the orgasmatron 5000 meter.  While I feel that my love for this amazing little contraption would be best described through interpretive dance, I will simply quote myself.  “I’d like to give the geniuses at Fun Factory a bunch of kisses for this one.  Or make them cookies; ask for their hand in marriage or some such activity that would hopefully let them know that I love this toy from the absolute depths of my soul.”

5. Pink Silicone Lube.  I love this stuff!  I can’t use it with any of my beloved silicone toys, but it is perfect for toy free partnered play and intercourse.  It has to be reapplied far less often than water based lube, but still washes off fairly easily.  It makes everything silky smooth, soft and slippery without feeling thick and goopy (technical term).  It can almost be described as baby powder like.  Paraben and glycerin free, this stuff is made for women with even the most sensitive of naughty bits.  The classy glass bottle looks fabulous on my nightstand too. 

That concludes my Top 5 of 2009.  It has been great year for toy testing and so much more.  I can only hope that 2010 will be equally as fantastic!  Happy New Year!

The LAYAspot is awesome!  I’d like to give the geniuses at Fun Factory a bunch of kisses for this one.  Or make them cookies; ask for their hand in marriage or some such activity that would hopefully let them know that I love this toy from the absolute depths of my soul. 

From beginning to end, the high level quality of this vibe shows through.  The packaging is gorgeous.  It is easy to get into and the outer flap held shut with magnets.  Magnets!  They also include a handy instruction manual.  You won’t be left looking at this little thing with a raised eyebrow.  The batteries are easy to insert; just give the rounded end a little twist, drop them in and get going.  It’s the bee’s knees.

The LAYAspot fits perfectly in the palm of your hand.  It is small so you can easily cup your hand over its curved body as you use it.  Your index finger easily controls the speed, as the buttons are positioned where that finger lies anyway.  The elastomed plastic is firm and smooth, just the way a massager should feel.  I like knowing it is phthalates free and hypoallergenic too. 

The vibration intensity is in fact controlled by “Perfect Vibration”.  Start slow and work your way up to high speed super orgasm mode.  The pulsation patterns: the best!  I am usually a fan of steady vibrations, but this was a different story.  As soon as I put it on the short! Loooong… short! mode, the O face was on.  This was shortly followed by one of the best nights of sleep of my life.

I have used this vibe almost every day since it was given to me.  I enjoy it more and more each time I use it.  Coupled with my Fun Factory Smartballs, it is a force to be reckoned with!  That is a review for another day very soon. 

This is my new favorite toy and I think everyone should have one.  If you think there is anything wrong with the LAYAspot, please let me know so I can tell you how absolutely wrong you are.