Just some awesome safer sex ads from AdsOfTheWorld.  If you want to buy some condoms go here.

The idea of vagina = death is a total fail, but this makes me wish I had enough pubes to do this for Halloween.

Bangok.

Asia.

Spain.  This has nothing to do with safe sex, but it’s fantastic.

Malaysia.

Peru.  “With retardant.”

Here is a funny Durex commercial to remind you to stop using cucumbers as sex toys.

If the possibility of serving up self love sandwiches won’t stop you from putting cucumbers in and around your vajayj, here is another reason:

Cucumbers, namely non-organic, are generally covered in pesticides.  Even after being washed, this may still irritate the super sensitive skin makes up your vaginal region.  Not to mention, they don’t last forever!

Do yourself a favor and buy a vibrator or dildo.  Eat the cucumber, don’t fuck it.