So how did the burly-q show go?

Fabulous!  Tickets were sold out the day before the show, so no pressure.  Right.  Everyone in the troupe, including myself, was excited and eager.  We were a bit nervous knowing that we would be performing to a packed house with high expectations.  Did we disappoint?  Not even a little bit.  The hosts were hilarious, the band didn’t miss a beat and us dancing girls, well let’s just say we were on top of our game.  So, you get the point.  The show was a success, but you want details. 

The number: The Coffee Shop Girl

The voiceover begins as I am wiping down the counter.  My thoughts are heard: “The only thing that makes this job worth it is that hot guy that comes in here… He really grrrriiiinds my beans!”  (I know it’s corny, this is burlesque, people).  The voiceover continues and needless to say the hot guy enters.  He freezes, the other “customers” freeze and my coffee shop–striptease-fantasy begins.  It’s funny, it’s sexy, it’s fun for the whole family.  Okay, so maybe not the whole family. 

Anyhoo, speaking of successful sales, allow me to introduce you to one of our best sellers:  The Charmer.

The ridges to charm the G-spot.

Charmer Purple Haze is a dildo designed to hit the G-spot over and over as it’s worked in and out. Many people do not know how to find the G-spot.

Most G-spot toys on the market are 6 inches in length, this has lead people to think they are supposed to put the toy in all the way, and end up missing the mark. The urethral sponge is located 1 to 3 inches inside the vaginal opening, so the Charmers many ridges are a guaranteed hit!

1.4 inches x 6.8 inches

Tantus Inc. uses only the highest quality materials in the manufacture of their sex toys. These sex toys are an excellent choice for consumers who suffer allergies, or sensitivity to chemicals. Whether it is medical grade silicone or quality controlled, body safe and treated aluminum, you can be sure that the use of a Tantus sex toy is safe and healthy. For more information, see the interview with Metis Black from Tantus Inc. in the Sex Toys Blog.

Guaranteed to hit your G-spot?  I’m sold.