We are coming up on the home stretch of National Masturbation Month.  If your wrist isn’t sore or if you haven’t stolen the batteries from every remote control in the house, well, you just haven’t celebrated enough.  You might as well use this month as an excuse to take extra long showers and up your number of daily orgasms. 

Masturbation releases endorphins, acts as a natural sleep aid, eases menstrual cramps and let’s not forget, its fun!  If you have been tired and cranky, now may be a good time to engage in some good old fashioned solo sex.  You’ll be doing yourself and everyone around you a favor.

I’ll cut to the chase.  What kind of people would we be if we didn’t have a contest in the name of National Masturbation Month?  Crappy people, that’s what.  That’s why we here at Sextoys.com are having a National Masturbation Month Giveaway!  Tell your craziest masturbation story and you could win a free sex toy!  We have a girl toy (Brigit by Touche), a boy toy (Vibrating Sex Buddy by Topco) and a super secret surprise toy for the most over the top story.  Have you ever used a vibrator while hanging upside down singing the star spangled banner?  Have you ever pleasured yourself in the middle of an underwater basket weaving contest?  If so, we want to know! 

Go to the Sextoys . com blog for all of the details.

Happy masturbating!

Dear Cupid,

You have wonderful aim. How many times have you shot your arrow into my heart? How could I have been so lucky to love – and be loved in return – by so many good men.OK, there was the odd one that was toxic, but I’ll chalk that up to you trying to teach me a lesson or two about how to appreciate the real thing when you’ve given it to me.

Ah, the one. The only. Because you’ve graced me with love so many times before, you know that I don’t believe there’s just one man for every woman. No, Cupid, you provide the magic, but it’s up to us mere mortals to make it work. I’ve had a few good runs. But this one – the one I’ve got now – he’s got longevity. Just when I think we might be done, you go and shoot your arrow again, and we fall deeper in love than even before. For almost 20 years we’ve loved each other. And things are really starting to sizzle!At the beginning, I had no idea that you’d given me such a wonderful love. After a few bumps in the road, and one heck of a hairpin turn, we’re on a journey of openness, honesty and acceptance. We’re discovering a new dynamic that is bringing us even closer. And, the toys. Let’s not forget the toys. We love the play that they have brought to our bed and how they enhance our desires.

Cupid, you’ve given me so much and I am truly thankful. But, for us, this Valentine’s Day will be different than all the others. Please help us celebrate the triumph of love with a gift from Fun Factory.

Hugs and kisses from your number one fan,

Raven

Galan 2

Be sure to check out Raven’s blog – Ravenous!  I like it.

You still have time to enter for a chance to win FREE Fun Factory Toys in Cupid’s Fun Factory.  Get your letters in!

Hey Cupid!

I’d love to be able to try out a toy/some toys made by Fun Factory for Valentine’s Day!  I just recently “fell down the rabbit hole” into toy world and am eager to try different toys, I’m hoping I win something in this contest/giveaway so I can further my exploration of toys, as it has been somewhat slow because buying many toys can be pricey.  Lastly, It’d be an awesome surprise to win a toy for my b-day (the day after Valentine’s).

Be sure and enter for your chance to win FREE Fun Factory Toys from Cupid’s Fun Factory!

Dear Cupid,
 
I hear you may be indulging some lucky lovers with some toys from Fun Factory. I hope the rumor is true! I absolutely adore Fun Factory’s toy designs! Their SmartBalls are a great workout for my pc muscles, and they’re so pretty, too! And their G-twist is one of my favorite toys! I’ve actually had my eye on the Share XS lately. Maybe you could help me get my hubby open to some anal play on V-day with a brand new one? ~_^
 
XOXOXO
True Pleasures

Be sure to read True Pleasures’ blog!

Have you written your love letter to Cupid?  Get to writing and enter to win FREE Fun Factory toys in Cupid’s Fun Factory Contest.

Cupid’s inbox is overflowing with love and lust letters from Fun Factory toy lovers. Read Vanilla Kinks’ letter below and don’t forget to read her blog!

Click here and enter to win FREE Fun Factory toys from Cupid’s Fun Factory.

Dear Cupid-

The year of 2009 was a rough one, and even rougher because I was alone. Sure, there was the occasional fuck fest with a FWB, but largely I enjoyed all sexual stimulation on my own, which is perfectly okay. Really, it is! The only thing missing though is variety! My sex toy collection is limited at best, and while my sex toys all bring me joy, I’d love to snuggle down some night with something new and exciting. Maybe one of those Fun Factory toys I hear so much about! I’m not really picky. It can be a dildo, a vibe or a butt toy, but just to go through the day knowing there is a new and exciting sex toy waiting to greet me at the end of the night would be totally awesome!

Can you hook up this lonely lady, Cupid??

-VK

Wanda will be our first weekly giveaway!

We are getting tons of fabulous letters and love notes to Cupid from readers who are aching to get their hands on FREE Fun Factory toys. Below is a beautiful letter written by Kristy Lynn from Pretty Power Tools. Check out her blog!

Remember to click here to find out how you can enter Cupid’s Fun Factory contest.

“Love looks not with the eye, but with the mind, therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.”

With these words, my dearest Cupid, I must thank you a thousand times over for your gift of swift. Your arrow pierced my heart while I had my Love hidden from all the world. Because of your will, and your aim, our love is now to fame. We have now become one, just joined in matrimony for a whole life’s course to be together, and many years to come.

Though you could not see, you did feel that every possible thing we could share would be so real. He cares for me, provides for me, and survives me! None other than yourself would be set for such a high competency of finding the perfect mate, for someone to share my every date. Thank you, thank you for all that you are, and all that you do. We are a job well-done, for certain, this is true. Believably, not all return to you with gratitude, yet they can pry and be rude. Begging for what they need of you, it’s no wonder that you have wings to see you through. So I must say, in not enough words, nor time, that you, Son of Venus and Mercury, have truly found mine.

My love, my one, my husband, my fun. It is to you, Cupid, that I owe every sweet kiss that he doth share. Graciously, with these words, you shall always know that I do care.

Greatest Gratitude,
KristyLynn

This Friday, June 5th is the last day to enter for a chance to win $1000 in free sex toys!  Who will get to go on my Fabulous Shopping Spree?  This contest has been going on long enough and I am eager to spoil someone.  Get your wish lists in this week guys and gals.  Don’t miss this opportunity to win a ton of sex toys!

Calling all penny pinchers!  Today is the last day to get your lists in if you want to be eligible for this week’s contest.  Here is the skinny:

The list with the most products equaling less than $1000 will win the Iris by Lelo!

Just how far can you stretch your dollar?  Give it your best effort and you just might win this luxurious toy.  This is the Fabulous Shopping Spree, after all.  I do fancy giving fancy toys to blogging orgasm connoisseurs. 

“This flower will make you blossom with pleasure when you use it. The smooth plastic and silicone surface make the Iris a sex toy with many uses. Whether you want a light massage for your clitoris, or want a sensual penetration with G-spot stimulation, the Iris is a good fit for you.

Dual Motors make this blue vibrator provide balanced vibrations from tip to shaft. The vibrator is amazingly quiet for such a powerful toy. The LED control panel is easy to use, with a lock feature that prevents your vibrator from turning on during travel, or at an inopportune moment.

You can also cycle through multiple functions as you play. They are sustained tip vibration, sustained vibration at its base, pulsing at intervals at the base and tip, extended pulses at intervals at the base and tip and vibration on the whole shaft.

The silicone surface makes this product hygienically superior and easy to clean. This toy does not require batteries. All you need to do is charge it and it is ready to go, with a sustained and reliable charge.”

Check out items like the Body Butter, Go Vibe, Slippery Stuff and Moulin stockings.  They are hot low priced items.  Just a little hint to help you ball on a budget.

Weekly Prize info HERE!

Don’t miss your chance to enter to win up to $1000 in FREE sex toys on my Fabulous Shopping Spree!

This week’s contest is all about sex toy balling on a budget.  The dame or dude with The List with the Most Toys Equaling Less than $1000 will win the prize.  I want to see who knows how to get the most bang, vibration and penetration for their buck.  Well, the most of whatever tickles their pickle, anyway.

In honor of the contest I would like to talk a little about Doc Johnson’s Go Vibe.  At a mere $6.89 this pocket rocket is great for anyone who wants to pinch pennies but still wants to get off.  It is 4 inches in length, waterproof and quiet.  It has all of the necessary ingredients for bath time pleasure time.  The Go Vibe is cute, discrete and recession friendly. 

Get your list in by this Thursday, May 28th in order to be eligible to win this week’s contest!  The winner will be announced this weekend on The Sunday Sex Toy Review.

What is the reward for rocking out on a budget?  Something ladies across the land either lust after or are already in love with.  The winner of this week’s contest will win the Iris by Lelo!  That’s right; the one who is cheap will end up with a well deserved luxury toy.

“This flower will make you blossom with pleasure when you use it. The smooth plastic and silicone surface make the Iris a sex toy with many uses. Whether you want a light massage for your clitoris, or want a sensual penetration with G-spot stimulation, the Iris is a good fit for you.”

This is the last of the weekly contests before the grand prize is awarded.  Hurry up and enter to win $1000 in FREE sex toys on my Fabulous Shopping Spree!

Ladies, you know I would never let the boys have all of the fun! 

It is the Sweet Spot Contest!  One lucky boy is getting a toy for his P-spot over at the sextoys.com blog.  Well, I can match that.  I am giving away something for your G-spot!

Take that, Bill.

Courtesy of Topco Climax Silicone, I am giving away The Wavy Shaft.  It is sitting on my desk, neatly packaged in a clear box.  It is begging me to take the rest of the day off to go home and give it a test run.  As much as I would love to spend this beautiful day finding out what this toy has to offer, I declined.  I love toys, but I also love to give!
 
About the Wavy Shaft:

- Made of 100% platinum cured medical grade silicone which is ultra hygienic!
- Nonporous, durable, phthalate free and easy to clean.
- It has a curved, thick shaft and a thick, curved tip for your G-spot satisfaction.
- It also comes with a Silky Smooth Push-4-Play single speed high vibration bullet.  I think the word here is VROOOOOOM!
- The Wavy Shaft has an opening at the base.  It can be used to hold the bullet for external vibration or without the bullet as a finger grip.  Added pleasure or easy handling!
- It has a funky fresh tie-dye design for your viewing pleasure.
- Waterproof.  Don’t you love bath time orgasms?  I sure do.
- Free satin storage bag included.  Hooray for accessories!
- It is 6.25 inches in length and 1 inch wide. It is juuuust right.
- This toy is so hot we don’t even have it on sextoys.com yet!

The more I write about the Wavy Shaft, the more I want to keep it for my very own sweet spot.  It is so tempting and inviting.  I just might be teasing myself more than anyone else!  I am awfully close to packing up my goody bag and calling it a day.  However, you just might be able to stop me.

Do you want to win the Wavy Shaft?  Leave a comment telling me why you deserve it more than I do.  I just might have a change of heart, seeing as how I love to give.  I am not giving this one away easily; you must convince me that you deserve it.

This toy will be given to the gal that gives me the best reason for giving up this sexy silicone G-spot and bullet combo.  Good luck prying it from my greedy little paws!

Your comments must be in by today, May 21st at 5:00PM EDT in order to be eligible for this.

Find sextoysDOTcom on Twitter if you would like to participate in the boys’ contest.