Just some awesome safer sex ads from AdsOfTheWorld.  If you want to buy some condoms go here.

The idea of vagina = death is a total fail, but this makes me wish I had enough pubes to do this for Halloween.

Bangok.

Asia.

Spain.  This has nothing to do with safe sex, but it’s fantastic.

Malaysia.

Peru.  “With retardant.”

I generally think its best to take sex advice with a grain of salt.  Everything doesn’t apply to everyone, as everyone’s likes and dislikes vary.  For someone who swims in the deep end of the sexual adventure pool, advice on sex toys for beginners won’t necessarily apply.  For someone who prefers their sex on the vanilla side, information on rope bondage is probably going to be a little intimidating.

On the other hand, there are often bits of advice that ring true no matter what.

This leads me to The Frisky’s 10 Examples Of Poor Sex Etiquette.  It is a list of sex no-no’s aimed at hetero males, but I think everyone can take a little something from it.  It’s a funny little informational piece, but there is truth and righteousness in the Cosmo-esque set of rules.  One in particular was worth a rant.

#7 Not having any condoms on hand and saying, “It’s OK, I’ll pull out!”  Bitch, please! No condoms on hand, no sex. You are delusional if you think otherwise.

You’re probably saying, “of course I’d never have sex with a new guy without a condom“.  I’m sure you have every intention of keeping that policy, but when things get hot and heavy, it’s hard to make the right decisions.  When all you want is to have a hot and sweaty romp with this really hot guy that knows exactly what you want to hear and looks at you like you’re the high priestess of all sexual godesses in the universe.  Or, maybe you don’t want to “upset him” or you worry that he won’t want to go out with you again.  Think about it this way, if he wouldn’t go out with you again because you wouldn’t have sex without a condom, do you really want to date him?  If you putting your health (and his health) and safety first is a turn off, then he doesn’t sound worthy of your attention to begin with.

I’ll wrap up this rant by saying that my point is that you shouldn’t be afraid to put a stop to sex if you don’t have a condom on hand.  We all know that the pull-out method doesn’t work.  It isn’t 1954.  Respect yourself.

Get them here.

Let’s be honest here: many of us tend to pack on the pounds during the holidays.  Delicious treats are a plenty, it’s far too cold to spend time playing outdoors and no one can see your girlish figure under 19 layers of clothing anyway. 

This year, I am determined not to let that scrumptious assortment of holiday cookies get the best of me!  A bite or two will satisfy my sweet tooth and I plan on getting my heart rate up indoors.  There are plenty of everyday activities that burn those extra calories you are going to consume.  For example: taking the stairs, vacuuming and sex.  That’s right, it’s a scientific fact.

According to WebMD,

Thirty minutes of sex burns 85 calories or more. It may not sound like much, but it adds up: 42 half-hour sessions will burn 3,570 calories, more than enough to lose a pound. Doubling up, you could drop that pound in 21 hour-long sessions.

“Sex is a great mode of exercise,” says Patti Britton, PhD, a Los Angeles sexologist and president of the American Association of Sexuality Educators and Therapists. It takes work, from both a physical and psychological perspective, to do it well, she says.

Chances are you are not going to spend 21 hours in the sack.  Then again, who am I to make that call?  Either way, the mattress mambo is great in all of its glory and isn’t such a bad way to burn calories. Not to mention, it reduces holiday stress and is a great way to avoid cabin fever! 

Like Joy Davidson, Ph. D said, “sex does a body good in a number of ways”.  This is true as long as you are having safe sex; or at least safer sex.  What is the point of boosting your immunity (yes, another health benefit of sex according to WebMD) if you are not going to use condoms?  While the weather outside is frightful, I encourage you to enjoy lots of sex.  But, in the name of all that is right, use condoms!

We certainly have plenty to choose from. 

We have the classics, like Trojan Regular non-lubricated.  With these you are going to need some water based lube.

“These Trojan brand condoms are non-lubricated for those that prefer to use their own lubricant or none at all. Individually electronically tested to ensure protection against STDs, STIs, and pregnancy, these condoms also feature a rounded end shape for a comfortable fit.

Color: Translucent Type: Condom Pack: 12 Special Features: Unlubricated, Rounded End.”

We have variety packs.  These are great for finding the perfect condom for you.  Go ahead and give the Durex Pleasure Pack a whirl.  You get an assortment of Durex condoms including Performax, Ultimate Feeling, Intense Sensation and Colors and Scents varieties.

We have condoms for those who like to be ready for anything at any time.  For those times when the mood strikes unexpectedly, the Trojan 2 Go Her Pleasure includes “2 condoms in a pocket sized card”. 

“Trojan 2 Go – A revolutionary new package that makes it easier to discreetly carry condoms with you wherever you go, so you`ll always have one when you need it.

Ultra Thin Latex Condom – Designed for a more natural feeling Lubricated – For comfort and sensitivity Made from Premium Quality Latex – To help reduce the risk Each Condom is Electronically tested – To help ensure reliability.”

Burn calories with pleasure and always play it safe!