The idea of vagina = death is a total fail, but this makes me wish I had enough pubes to do this for Halloween.

Bangok.

Asia.

Spain.  This has nothing to do with safe sex, but it’s fantastic.

Malaysia.

Peru.  “With retardant.”

I work out everyday.  I push myself.  I sweat.  I can do close to 80 push-ups in 2 minutes (not the wussy knee push-ups).  Yoga is different.  I connect with my body in different ways.  I feel rejuvenated and a bit more alert after each class.  What I have yet to experience (in class) is an orgasm or the “Yogasm” if you will.

When I came across this article in Jezebel I immediately clicked and read and then went to their source, The Daily Beast, to read a little more.

“One of yoga’s goals is to strengthen the muscles in and around the genitalia, or the mula bandha. It’s like doing advanced kegels, but with an instructor’s guidance and the implementation of specific breathing techniques. Ideally, a yogi engages mula bandha throughout a majority of his or her practice, which is equivalent to heavy weightlifting for the genitals.”

Much like doing Kegel exercises, your yoga practice and strengthening your mula bandha can help you have better orgasms outside of the yoga studio.  Even if you aren’t hit with a surprise O in the middle of downward dog, your sex life could greatly improve overall.  Men can get in on the yoga sex goodness as well.  They may not buckle in ecstasy while opening up the heart, but they can enjoy a better sex life.

The key to engaging mula bandha is to isolate the perineum, a crucial area of sexual pleasure for women and men, according to South African tantric master Alan Finger, founder of ISHTA (Integrated Science of Hatha, Tantra and Ayurveda) Yoga. When a man draws his sexual energy in, and up toward his navel, says Finger, he increases his ability to prolong his stamina in the bedroom.

I for one can’t figure out why one wouldn’t want to get in on the yoga goodness. Improve your mind body connection AND have better orgasms.  I’m in.  If I do ever experience the “Yogasm” I will definitely report back.  In the mean time, read the articles in Jezebel and The Daily Beast.

He’ll last longer.  First and foremost, cock rings prolong erection time because they restrict the blood flow.  This is ideal for anyone who experiences premature ejaculation or if you just want to keep the party going a little longer than usual.

He’ll get (a little) harder and bigger.  They make the cock harder, leaner and meaner.  They allow for a raging hardness and plumpness that you’ll both enjoy.  This means a slight temporary increase in size.  Fun!  Be careful though, too much of a size increase means that the cock ring is too tight and could become too difficult to pull off.  Take that ish off immediately!

He’ll have better orgasms.  Much to his pleasure, cock rings also contribute to more intense and often longer orgasms. Some claim their orgasms last up to a minute!  The holding back allows his orgasm to be more pleasurable and can lead to increased splooge volume!  Who doesn’t want to have the best orgasm possible?

Choosing the right cock ring:

I always advise against using metal cock rings.  It’s just too hard (heh) to gage what size you need.  Obviously metal doesn’t stretch, and if you realize that it is too small by the time he is too hard, this could mean a trip to the hospital.  Some expert cock ring users can get away with it, well congrats to them. If you’re not an expert, just keep the metal away from your cock.

Go with something flexible or that has some give at the very least.  Rubber is super stretchy.  100% silicone is less stretchy, but has a nice give and is body friendly for both of you (won’t cause any skin irritation).  Leather is another option for those who like to dress their cocks up a bit in fine Italian clothing.  This type usually comes with snaps, so even if the leather doesn’t stretch it can be easily removed.

You want the cock ring to fit snug when flaccid, but not squeezing the life out of it.  If it starts to hurt or feel cold at any time, take it off!  Feel free to use some lube to help get it on and take it off.  You might get pretty excited the first time you experience the magical powers that belong to the cock ring.

Do not leave the cock ring on for longer than 30 minutes.

I know, you’ll both be excited about boner time, but remove it for his safety.

Want a little buzz that you’ll both enjoy?  Try a vibrating cock ring!

Happy cock ring shopping!

“The new Sphere Intimate massager features two totally separate yin-yang shaped massagers presented in one sleek, acrylic storage case.

Each massager offers 5 surprisingly strong, discreetly quiet modes. The white half offers 5 graduating speeds, while the black half offers 5 unique pulsation modes.

The tear-drop shape of each massager can easily reach around the body`s curves.

Made from premium-grade, non-porous, non-toxic and hypoallergenic ABS plastic.

Sphere`s shell is waterproof and easy to clean, and boasts a silky PU coating which gives their surface a sensual feel that`s easy to hang on to.

Each massager measures 4.85 inches height x 2.5 inches width x 1.4 inches circumference

Each massager requires 2 AAA (total of 4) batteries (not included)“

Thanks Ministry of Gossip!

I’m pretty excited about the up coming indie flick, “Magic Mike”.  It is a film about male strippers in Tampa (my college town).  It is actually inspired by Channing Tatum’s (also playing main character) experience.  I’m sure there will be some dark moments in this flick, but I’m definitely looking forward to checking out the super hunky cast.  It’s going to be a thing a magic and wonder.  It’s going to be filled with the stuff that dreams are made of.  It’s going to star these hot dudes:

Joe Manganiello (hot wolf man from True Blood), Alex Pettyfer (some hot blonde I’ve never heard of but am sure as shit glad I have now), Matt Bomer (from the 2006 Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Matthew McConaughey (the man that will be hot until his last dying day) and Channing Tatum.

I don’t know about you, but I’ll definitely be spending $10 on THAT.

“From Seven til Midnight comes this stunning Hanging Ribbon Tie Stripe Bustier with Boning, Hook and Eye Closure with Garters and Thong. This sexy ensemble has everything you need to stir up passions and have an unforgettable evening.

Size: Large
This size generally fits the following measurements:
– Cup C/D
– Bust 36-38 inches
– Waist 28-30 inches
– Hip 38-40 inches

Color: Black”

OK, I don’t know if this will make for an unforgettable evening, but it will look hot on and there is nothing wrong with sexy-ing it up a bit.

This is a corporate blog, so I don’t get to serious when it comes to social issues as I do in my “real life”.  But, I had to mention this and do my part to spread the word.  You can go to the Facebook page to get the details.  Be there and let your slut pride fly!

This is a small simple bullet vibrator, free of bells and whistles.  It isn’t supposed to twirl, thrust, put on a laser light show or make you a grilled cheese after you orgasm.  If you’re someone who needs all of these things from your sex toy, don’t buy this one!  If you like basic toys that are easy to travel with, won’t break the bank (still built to last), are made from body safe materials, this is ideal for you.

Here is the basic info:

Vibration intensity: Medium

Noise Factor: Low

Batteries: N-1 (inlcuded)

Length: 3.75 inches

Width: A little over 1 inch

Material: Sleeve – Silicone, Bullet – Hard Plastic

The standard bullet has a pointed tip and an easily removable sleeve.  I preferred using it with the sleeve (like the texture), but you can definitely use it without.  The mid-level vibrations transfer well through the silicone all the way to the thin pointed tip.  A light flickering sensation is created, which is ideal for anyone who likes pinpointed stimulation.  For me, this is fun for warm up, but prefer using the shaft of the bullet when it’s time to get serious.

This isn’t my go-to toy when I’m looking for vibration-only stimulation.  Wand vibrators still remain near and dear to my heart when it comes to that.  I do bust the Little Kiss out whenever I need a vibrating addition to dildo time.  When penetration is involved, the medium buzz that the this Little Secret offers is exactly what I need.

One thing that has frustrated me in the past about egg and bullet vibrators is that they tend to not have much of a shelf life.  Some crack right away or just stop working long before the batteries ever have a chance to die.  The Little Kiss is solid and well made.  The battery cap fits snug and no cracking occurs when applying pressure.  The silicone sleeve is sturdy as well.  I haven’t had any problems when pulling it off or putting it back on.  Lesser sleeves often tear as soon as you pry them off the toy.

If you’re looking for as super powered life changing vibrator, this isn’t for you.  If you’re in the market for a simple and discrete vibrator that will last, you should definitely consider this one.

After all that bitching, I have to say that I am intrigued by the Hustler’s This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX that is scheduled to be released on July 26th because  1. It’s a porno with singing and dancing involved.  2. I’m a Gaga fan.  Yes, she it out of control with the ridiculous (often stupid) outifts, interviews, etc, but I don’t care.  3. The performer playing Lady Gaga, Helly Mae Hellfire, has a rockin’ body and can totally move.  I also have to agree with Fleshbot that she has the coolest name ever.

Here is the first trailer that was released.  I definitely look forward to watching movie in its entirety.

For those who were a little disappointed, a few accessories were created to spruce it up a bit.  Love Honey created a few different wheels and a case that allows you to attach a vibrator.  The wheels create different intensity and pressure levels.

The Sqweeler Pearl is for those prefer a “firmer texture” than that of the original Sqweel.  This is awesome because whenever you press the original against your clit, naturally the wheel just stops.  I’d like to see if the Pearl really satisfies the need for pressure when using the Sqweel.  While I rather enjoy the Sqweel, that is definitely one area I’d like to see an improvement in.

The Sqweeler Wave has a medium firmness, but what excites me about this one is the 2 different types of stimulation it offers.  It has a row of pointed tongues in the middle and two solid wavering wheels on the outside.  I am totally curious about the different sensations happening at the same time.  Plus, I am all about labia stimulation, which is what I imagine the wavering wheels to glide along.

The Sqweeler Tingle is the softest of all the accessories.  It has 3 rows of mini tongues and one solid outer wave.  I’m not sure how I feel about the one wave on the outside.  Part of me thinks it could be awesome to increase the stimulation on one side of your labia, part of me thinks it could be a little frustrating.  I’m still down to give it a whirl, though!

Last but not least is the Sqweevee.  This is an actual case that allows to use your Sqweel with a vibrator.  I’d be interested in giving this a try as well.  One of my complaints was that I was unable to use a dildo at the same time.  I’m a little bummed that you are limited to using a dildo (or vibrator) that is 3 to 3.5 inches in circumference (less than 1 inch – 1 1/4 inch in width).  I prefer my penetrable to be at least 1 1/2 inches wide.  Even still, I’ll give it a whirl.

Since the Sqweel comes apart so easily, the accessories are super easy to use and clean.  I definitely want to get my hands on these little guys.  When the time comes, I will totally report back to you!  If you have already tried them, I’d love to hear what you think about them.