Wherever I go, Mia will go.

The Lelo Mia is a great little vibrator.  It can totally pass as a tube of lipstick just sitting in your purse, make up case or anywhere, making it perfect for travel.

Here are the specs and technical details:

Size: About 4 1/2 inches long and a little less than 1 inch wide.

Materials: Silicone and ABS plastic

Power: Rechargeable using your computer’s USB port.  Remove the cap of the vibe to reveal a USB extension and plug in directly, or use the provided USB extension cord.  As to not turn Mia on accidentally, she can be locked by pressing her power buttons simultaneously until the light fades completely.

Charge Time: It takes about 1 1/2 hours to charge her for the first time.  A full charge lasts 1 1/2 hours.  A steady LED light indicates she is charged up and ready for use.

Modes: Lelo states that Mia has 4 modes of vibration, but each mode has multiple levels.  There are plenty of intensity levels to choose from.

Sotrage: As with all Lelo products, this vibrator comes with a storage box and a satin pouch.  I like how I can store the extension cord in the bottom of the box.

Mia is the ultimate in travel vibrators.  She is super discreet and her vibrations are oh so quiet.  On the highest setting you can hear but a dull roar.  Mia is made from phthalates free body friendly materials making her easy to clean and making my naughty bits happy.  Being that she is rechargeable, she is eco-friendly and hassle free (no need for pesky batteries).

Adding a touch of lube to this vibrator’s glossy finish makes her feel just divine everywhere you want her to.  Mia had enough buzz to satisfy my taste, but those who need intensity from the likes of the pocket rocket would probably be left unsatisfied.  That isn’t to say this little vibrator is weak, it just isn’t packing jet engines.

What I didn’t love about the Mia was that depending on how I held her the cap would become loose or come off.  I got off (pun intended) without pinching my pink parts, but I could see how it could occur.  If the cap snapped on, this wouldn’t be an issue.

I am a fan of the Mia.  She won’t be my number 1 go to vibe at home, but she is definitely my pick for on-the-go-O’s.  I recommend her to anyone who likes discreet toys with mid to nearly-high vibration intensities.

I am in love with the Kokeshi Doll vibrators from Big Teaze Toys.  They are adorable and perfectly body safe.  Tickle your fancy, or whatever you wish, with the Kokeshi Girl or the Kokeshi Boy.

“Sweet, charming, and secretly sexy, this discreet vibrator is modeled after Japan’s popular Kokeshi style doll, enabling it to blend in with everyday knick knacks!

The waterproof design means that the Kokeshi vibrator can also join you in the tub or shower for aquatic exploration. It floats so it’s always nearby! With three powerful speeds available at the touch of a button, you can enjoy your favorite speed of shivers as they travel through the smooth plastic curves.”

A little history about Kokeshi Dolls:

They were originally made between 1600 and 1868.  They were sold to people who visited the hot springs in North-East Japan. Although, I’m pretty sure they weren’t using them for under water orgasms back then.  The style, shape and pattern of the traditional Kokeshi Dolls depended on the region in which they were from.  The creative dolls were different from one another and were mostly found in the cities.  This type of Kokeshi Doll didn’t come into existence until after World War II.  All are without arms and legs and are made out of wood.

Now who wouldn’t want to masturbate with one of these?  Well, that’s not the point.  They are super cute.

First, I used a duck to pleasure myself.  This time I used a fish.  Perhaps I should be questioning my morals here, but I am not. 

I did indeed Rub My Fishie.

This review is not meant to be a comparison between the I Rub My Duckie and The Fishie.  However, I do have to mention that this bug eyed Koi toy was much much much easier to turn on than the duck.  Give the sides a healthy squeeze and you are on your way to vibrating fish land.  The material on the power area feels softer than the rest of the toy.  Thanks for taking care of that!

Once I got passed the fact that it looked like I was about to masturbate with a cartoon character, I enjoyed the I Rub My Fishie.  The strongest vibrations were in the bulging behemopthic eyeballs.  Those oculi had a smooth texture that was oh so satisfying.  Conveniently, the tail fin made an easy to grip handle.  It was then that I realized these people weren’t just trying to make a cute toy; they really put some thought into this guy.  Nice job!

The high intensity eyes go to be a little much.  This vibe technically only has one speed.  However, using different parts of the fish body allowed me to experience different vibration sensations.  The tail fin was the second highest vibration level.  Its thin shape makes for more pinpointed stimulation.  Note: at this point, I still had to remind myself that an activist group for fish-rights wasn’t going to come after me for indecent behavior.

The mouth of the fishie was my favorite part.  There was a medium level of vibration and I was able to hold on to his big eyeballs with both hands.  It provided me with the right stimulation in all of the right areas.  Let’s just say PETA could have been knocking down my door and I wouldn’t have cared.

I love my I Rub My Fishie!  He is not just a cute fish, he is functional, fun and he gets the job done. 

P.S.  Yes, he is waterproof.

I love dildos, dongs, stap ons, whips, blindfolds and all of the super kinky toys you can find.  However, sometimes you just need a basic vibe to get to where you need to be.  And sometimes you need to be on your own comfy little orgasm cloud.  Low maintenance. 

Perhaps The Classix Mini Vibe has what it takes to help you reach the zenith, so to speak.  It is one of our Featured Products for Women.

“This sleek mini vibrator packs plenty of power and is the perfect size to take with you on-the-go. Enjoy smooth, soothing vibrations anytime, anyplace. It easily fits into your purse or briefcase for your own secret rendezvous.”

This smooth bullet-esque vibrator is great for clitoral stimulation.  You can easily hide it and you don’t have to share it with anyone else.  Next time you need some alone time with a bit of buzz, grab this little toy and get on your cloud.

Take a peek at this video and find out what women used to love themselves with before Fun Factory’s fabulous toys came to be.

Put down the salt shaker and leave the thermometer in the hot tub.  Fun Factory’s Little Dolly is here to assist you during bath time, bed time or any time you need some of that blissful buzz to get you off.

“Satisfy your passion even while traveling simply take our new mini SMARTVIBES, an affectionate companion with you. Modest in size and unassuming at first, the Smartvibes Little Dolly vibrator features a whopping ten vibration speeds and a high-quality silicone shaft exterior.

Totally waterproof with detailed operating instructions included and a sample of our lubricant Toyfluid in every pack of SMARTVIBES. Total length is 5.5 inches with an insertable length of 4.5 inches. Requires 3 AAA batteries not included.”

Fun Factory is just plain awesome.  You can find more of their fantastic products here!

I did in fact Rub My Duckie.

I didn’t expect much from this cute little tub toy, but I was a bit surprised.  It didn’t have the strongest of vibrations.  However, I did enjoy the thumping sensation it provided when placing the duck’s tail on my lady bits.  I would say it was more like throb-ration, rather than vibration.  It stimulated both my clitorous and labia simultaneously, which I love!  I tried to use the duck’s beak, but it didn’t do much in the way of satisfaction.  The vibrations were just not strong enough on that part of the toy.  Plus the beak felt awkward.  I did get a giggle out of the duckie going down on me!

Batteries are included which is always a perk.  They are easy to insert as long as you have a small Phillips head screwdriver handy.  Now, turning on the I Rub My Duckie is another story.  I heard it was task, but in the name of all that vibrates, it was a pain in my rear!  Just pushing on the duck’s back didn’t work.  I had to hold the duck in both hands and squeeze with all of my strength.  I worry that one could pull a palm muscle.  But, at least I don’t have to worry about it turning on by accident.

Is he waterproof?  Yes!  I left him in the bath tub for a good hour and he was still floating.  I submerged him and his motor kept on purring.  It was quiet, by the way.

As far as the get off factor, I would give this guy a 7.1 on a scale of 1-10.  On the cute factor, I give him an 11!  The look in his eyes could just melt your heart.  But, don’t let it fool you.  He wants to get you naked in the bath tub. 

I probably won’t use my I Rub My Duckie on a daily basis, but I will reach for him the next time I am in the mood bath time throb-rations.  He got me where I needed to be with just a little work.  The best thing about this guy is that he is hiding in plain sight.  He is a great bathroom accessory.  When people are over, I love knowing my naughty bath buddy is looking up at them as they reach for the toilet paper.

I am getting more and more excited about my trip to Las Vegas!  I have been packing my dresses, hosiery and sparkling jewelry.  I have also been gathering my travel appropriate sex toys.  I have a few that I can bring along, but I need to add to my discreet vibe collection!  They are in fact necessities.

Here is a list of vibes that would be great for travel:

1. Pop Vibe – One line in the description says it all, “match your outfits and orgasms to suit your needs”.

2. Posh Massager – It is small, silicone and power packed, which equals, discreet, body safe and orgasm guaranteed!

3. Waterproof Duckie Massager – It is adorable!  Even if someone did come across it, they would simply be stunned by its cuteness.

4. Natural Contour Jolie – It is a “sea colored little wonder” and “engineered to fit the curves of a woman’s body”.  I’m sold.

5. Nea – It isn’t the tiniest of vibrators, but it comes in its own pretty little box.  It would blend in nicely with my travel jewelry box.  Not to mention, it is a high quality vibe.

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