In Arizona it is against the law to have more than 2 dildos in 1 house.

What? Does someone police this? Does keeping a few spare dildos in the shed out back count?

If you live in AZ and you’re a good law abiding citizen, I hope you love your two precious dildos. What I really hope is that you’re into breaking the law and have a house full of paraphernalia. Perhaps even a closet stuffed so full of dongs that they come spilling out when you open the door, burying you under a mountain of fake penises.

If you are one of the rule followers, let me tempt you to break the law with this sparkling silicone dildo. Literally, it sparkles.

“Updated by popular request… Yes, The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss this silicone dildo in the fridge for that authentic experience.

Who doesn’t love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That’s what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won’t be the only thing coming for you in the night.

The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire’s design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the moon’s soft glow. Since it’s a Tantus toy, The Vamp is made from Tantus’ own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Don’t be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling out to you in the night. But don’t save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle.”

Length: 6.75 inches
Width: 1.55 inches
Circumference: 4.8 inches

If you are an honorable Arizonian and really want to make this the third dildo in your collection, I’m sure you have a friend who will keep it nice and safe for you at their house. Only share if you have sterilized it by means of boiling or 10% bleach solution. Remember, you can do that with silicone toys.

jealous, jealous again by Scott Church

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #72? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #74? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday April 18th at 11:59pm PDT.

Note: No Editor’s Pick this week, but there are LOTS of contests!

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

• Win Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio Deadline: April 15th @ Midnight Central.
• Contest! Deadline: April 16th.
• Tor – Giveaway! Deadline: April 18th.
• MyPleasure $50 Gift Certificate Giveaway Deadline: April 18th.
• Contest! Deadline: April 24th @ 11:59pm.
• I Dare You… Giveaway! Deadline: April 25th.
• Ophoria April Sweepstakes Beyond 1 Deadline: April 30th @ Midnight Eastern.
• Lover’s Choice April Sweepstakes Horny Hot & Wild Dice Deadline: April 30th @ Midnight Eastern.
• Calling All Hot Mamas! Deadline: May 3rd @ 11am Central.

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The lucky ladies over at HotMoviesForHer are living it up at Dinah Shore weekend in Palm Springs.  I know, I’m jealous too!  If you’re there, you definitely want to find them because they are having a contest sponsored by Sextoys.com.    You can check out the goods above: Tantus, Fun Factory and beyond!  If you like porn, and I know you do, you can also snag some free minutes for your viewing pleasure.  Yes, those are pictures of the ridiculously hot Jiz Lee on those cards.

Explored! by Tascha Elliott

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #69? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #71? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday March 21st at 11:59pm PDT.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

• Five Years of The S Spot! Deadline: March 24th @ Noon.
• Spring Fever Giveaway Deadline: March 27th @ Midnight Eastern.
• For the Ladies Sex Toy Giveaway Deadline: March 28th.
• Blog Anniversary Contest Deadline: March 31st.
• Jessie’s I Dare You Spring Giveaway Deadline: March 31st @ Midnight.
• Win a Green Ophoria V Ring Deadline: March 31st.
• Adult Easter Egg Hunt! Deadline: April 2nd @ 11am Central.
• Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving Deadline: April 3rd @ 11:59pm Eastern.

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Editor’s Pick

• Crystal Delights Glass Plug by Britni TheVadgeWig

The plug is Pyrex, and they claim that it’s a Swarovski crystal in the base. I, of course, have no way of confirming that, but it’s pretty cool to think I could be walking around with a Swarovski crystal in my butt! WAY cooler than whatever those vajazzling shenanigans are, if you ask me.

Editor’s Note: Not only am I in serious love with this product the quote above made me fall in serious love with this review, in addition to the fact that it is well-written and generally fantastic. Read! Enjoy! Get one of your own so you can have a “beautifully jeweled butthole!”

Editor
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

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Bill wrote a great post on the sextoys . com blog highlighting products for full figured women and the extra large male.  I love the post because I firmly believe that sex toys and sexy clothing are indeed for every shape and size!

So get ready to rethink what you “know” about sex toys.  The market is headed in your curvy direction, and we’re happy to offer you a complete selection of toys and accessories to give you the fun that you deserve.  We hope you’ll take some time to browse our site and see all of the quality products that are designed for full, beautiful figures, and find the products that bring out your sexiest individual qualities.

Stop over and give it a read.  You would be surprised at how many products are designed with you in mind!

It has been a few weeks since I posted the last Saturday Night Striptease, but tomorrow it will be back!  Enjoy a little classic burly-q while I am performing my fannie off.  You won’t get to see me tearing it up and taking it off, but at least you will get a little taste of how the legends did it.  I will report back on Monday and let you know how the show goes.

Also, check in on Sunday at the Sextoy . com blog for the Sunday Sex Toy Review.  Bill is going to give you the low down on dildos.  Sarah will give you a top 5 list of hot G-Spot toys and I will give you my Sunday Wishes for toys for me and my boy.

I know Bill gave you a big tease on the Sextoy . com blog.  Finally, someone else is doing the teasing.  But, you will have to come back tomorrow morning to find out what I would add to the Aneros SGX to create the perfect play time scenario.  Here is a little taste of what Bill had to say:

The Aneros SGX is near the top of my personal list of favorite prostate massagers.  The perineum massage with this model is second to none.  We’re checking out the Aneros display at the AVN Novelty Expo today.

Also, find out which Fun Factory toy has intrigued Sarah.

You know how I love to give!  I decided to give everyone who is shopping on Sextoys.com a discount.  Do something nice for yourself and buy that new vibrator you’ve had your eye on; or get your boo something new to play with.  They don’t have to know you got a great deal on it.

Save 20% on your entire purchase on Sextoys.com.

Enter the following offer code when you are checking out:

fabuloustoys

You have until Monday to save 20% by using this offer code.  Now go shopping!