The LAYAspot is awesome!  I’d like to give the geniuses at Fun Factory a bunch of kisses for this one.  Or make them cookies; ask for their hand in marriage or some such activity that would hopefully let them know that I love this toy from the absolute depths of my soul. 

From beginning to end, the high level quality of this vibe shows through.  The packaging is gorgeous.  It is easy to get into and the outer flap held shut with magnets.  Magnets!  They also include a handy instruction manual.  You won’t be left looking at this little thing with a raised eyebrow.  The batteries are easy to insert; just give the rounded end a little twist, drop them in and get going.  It’s the bee’s knees.

The LAYAspot fits perfectly in the palm of your hand.  It is small so you can easily cup your hand over its curved body as you use it.  Your index finger easily controls the speed, as the buttons are positioned where that finger lies anyway.  The elastomed plastic is firm and smooth, just the way a massager should feel.  I like knowing it is phthalates free and hypoallergenic too. 

The vibration intensity is in fact controlled by “Perfect Vibration”.  Start slow and work your way up to high speed super orgasm mode.  The pulsation patterns: the best!  I am usually a fan of steady vibrations, but this was a different story.  As soon as I put it on the short! Loooong… short! mode, the O face was on.  This was shortly followed by one of the best nights of sleep of my life.

I have used this vibe almost every day since it was given to me.  I enjoy it more and more each time I use it.  Coupled with my Fun Factory Smartballs, it is a force to be reckoned with!  That is a review for another day very soon. 

This is my new favorite toy and I think everyone should have one.  If you think there is anything wrong with the LAYAspot, please let me know so I can tell you how absolutely wrong you are.

What was the best attribute of the Matinee Idol by Topco? 

The suction cup base.  I stuck it to the inside of my passenger car window as I was driving home.  It didn’t budge.  Well, the cock itself was jiggling all around, doing all of the things that big dopey jelly cocks do when attached to a car window.  You know, the usual bobbing up and down as if it is agreeing to something.  The occasional shake from side to side in the event of an abrupt stop.  As fun as it was to let the dildo wiggle and shake on the ride home, I thought a more real-life application was appropriate.  Naturally, the shower wall was the next test surface.

The suction was just as strong to the shower wall as it was to the window.  This time it was me testing the wiggles and shakes and it did not disappoint.  At 7 ½ inches, there was more than enough to satisfy me.  It was life like in almost every sense of the word, from the helmet head to the veiny shaft and the wrinkled balls.  Even through the condom barrier, I could feel the details of this slightly daunting dildo.  P.S.  It is never a bad idea to use a condom when using jelly sex toys.

If you like realistic cocks that you can stick to the wall and go to town on, the Matinee Idol would be great for you.  The only distraction was the unpleasant smell that always comes from jelly toys.  Let’s just say it’s not an aphrodisiac.  But if you use a condom and light some incense you and the Matinee Idol will be lovers in no time.

The Master recently reviewed the Under the Bed Restraints on the Sextoys . com blog.  If you like to “take your kink on the road” then you definitely want to take a peek at what he has to say.

Here is but a taste: “The construction on this rig is above average to superior… Someone at SportSheets deserves an “A” for thinking through the cut of the material and stitching to prevent tears and ripping in the fabric.” 

Read the entire Under the Bed Restraint System Review and find out the rest of the report card looked.

Read more about The Master here!

I love the Lycra Industrial Net Backseam Pantyhose by Leg Avenue!

I have been wearing these pantyhose for the last few years, both while performing and when just dressing sexy.  They give a slimming affect to the legs, while still hugging and showing off those beautiful curves and muscles.  The seam, which runs from toe to waist, makes even the shortest pair of stems appear to go on for days.  I would know, I am only 5 feet tall!

There are a wide variety of fishnet stockings and pantyhose on the market; from the traditional with small holes, to fence net with larger holes and beyond.  They all have their places and outfits, however the industrial net remains my favorite.  There is a certain amount of sex appeal coupled with clean cut sophistication.  What do I mean? Well, I have worn these pantyhose while performing a fairytale burlesque diddy.  I, Queen Grimhilde, cast a spell on Snow White which of course leads to an intense striptease duet.  I have also worn them when dressed in a far-less-than-revealing suite and pencil skirt. 

As far as pantyhose are concerned, Leg Avenue’s Industrial Nets are pretty comfortable.  You still get those irritating indentions that are generally caused by fishnets – or “waffle crotch” as we like to call it.  Since the holes are a little wider, it isn’t as uncomfortable.  The elastic waist band does feel a bit tight, but that is to be expected.  Since they are one size fits most, of course the waist reaches my under arms. 

I have a solution.  It is a trick that most of the burly-q babes use:

1. Slip into your Industrial Net Pantyhose.  Put a thong on over them.  The less material the better.  Be sure your seams are straight!

2. Safety pin the hosiery to your thong in a few places around your waist; front, sides, back. Etc.

3. Cut the elastic band off, along with any excess above your belly button.  Don’t cut too close to the thong’s waist band or your pantyhose will droop.  You can always cut off more later if you have too much excess.  You may want to ask a friend to help if you are having mixed feelings about using scissors behind your back.

4. Now you have a few options:

- If you are handy with a sewing needle and have a lot of patience, you can stitch the Industrial Nets to the waist band of your thong.
- You can leave the safety pins if you are in a pinch or don’t plan on revealing your undergarments.
- Or, a little trick that Vegas show girls use: sew bra hooks to your thong and loop your industrial nets over them.

No annoying waist band, no unwanted creases in the middle of your tummy, or below your arm pits.  Another tip:  If you want an extra clean look, you can wear your Industrial Nets over a pair or flesh colored stockings.

The one unavoidable downfall: holes.  Yes, bigger holes than the ones that already exist.  Use caution when near protruding objects.  You never know where random nails are hiding.  Also, you can easily catch your stockings on any jewelry you may be wearing.  Anything with prongs can be dangerous.  I have been hooked to a fellow performer’s garter belt!  Another gal once had to perform an entire number with a necklace dangling from her leg.  Wear your pantyhose with care. 

Like the product says, these Lycra Industrial Net Pantyhose will make any costume – or outfit special.

I did in fact Rub My Duckie.

I didn’t expect much from this cute little tub toy, but I was a bit surprised.  It didn’t have the strongest of vibrations.  However, I did enjoy the thumping sensation it provided when placing the duck’s tail on my lady bits.  I would say it was more like throb-ration, rather than vibration.  It stimulated both my clitorous and labia simultaneously, which I love!  I tried to use the duck’s beak, but it didn’t do much in the way of satisfaction.  The vibrations were just not strong enough on that part of the toy.  Plus the beak felt awkward.  I did get a giggle out of the duckie going down on me!

Batteries are included which is always a perk.  They are easy to insert as long as you have a small Phillips head screwdriver handy.  Now, turning on the I Rub My Duckie is another story.  I heard it was task, but in the name of all that vibrates, it was a pain in my rear!  Just pushing on the duck’s back didn’t work.  I had to hold the duck in both hands and squeeze with all of my strength.  I worry that one could pull a palm muscle.  But, at least I don’t have to worry about it turning on by accident.

Is he waterproof?  Yes!  I left him in the bath tub for a good hour and he was still floating.  I submerged him and his motor kept on purring.  It was quiet, by the way.

As far as the get off factor, I would give this guy a 7.1 on a scale of 1-10.  On the cute factor, I give him an 11!  The look in his eyes could just melt your heart.  But, don’t let it fool you.  He wants to get you naked in the bath tub. 

I probably won’t use my I Rub My Duckie on a daily basis, but I will reach for him the next time I am in the mood bath time throb-rations.  He got me where I needed to be with just a little work.  The best thing about this guy is that he is hiding in plain sight.  He is a great bathroom accessory.  When people are over, I love knowing my naughty bath buddy is looking up at them as they reach for the toilet paper.

Sarah at the Sextoys . com blog just reviewed Sensation Erotic Massage Oil.  She loved it and you should head over and find out why!

Here is but a peek at what she had to say:

Let me just tell you that it is fantastic.  After a good rub down, I was pleased to discover that it had left my girl’s skin feeling really soft and smelling fantastic.

I finally got the Fantasy Swing!

The swing has been on my Wish List since the dawn of time.  Well, since I first learned about its existence anyway.  Needless to say, I was excited upon its arrival.The Fantasy Swing comes fully assembled with instillation hardware.  My boyfriend/ Sex Toy Testing Assistant attached the heavy duty steel bolt to our living room ceiling and hooked the swing to it with the karabiner styled hook.  For brevity, I shall call him my Assistant.  He sat in it and bounced around for a while to test its strength.  My Assistant is 6’5″ and weighs about 300 pounds.  It promises to hold up to 350 pounds.  While we couldn’t test to see if the swing holds said maximum weight limit, I felt confident that I could be the swing sitter without it falling out of the ceiling.  What a mood killer that would be!

Just so you can imagine what I am talking about:  It has extra wide padded nylon straps; 2 for your hands, 2 for your feet, 1 for your butt and 1 for your back.  They are all fully adjustable. 

The swing hung in the middle of our living room for a day or two before we performed acts of hanky panky in it.  Friends came over and amused themselves for hours.  One of my best girl friends found that she got a good lower back stretch by hanging on to the hand straps while her feet were “resting” on the corresponding straps.  Her butt hung close to the ground.  They were all proud to say that they helped me test the swing.

As for the swingin’ sex, it was fantastic!  My favorite position was perhaps the simplest position.  I sat on the butt support strap and leaned against the back strap.  My feet were in front of me in their appropriate straps and I held on to the main support.  Are you following me?  My assistant stood in front of me.  He bounced me up and down during our romp session.  It was a whole new sensation for both of us.  He certainly was able to stimulate my g-spot in a completely different way than I am used to.  You can use the Fantasy Swing with or without the torsion spring.  After feeling what the bouncing motion could do for my beloved g-spot, the spring was a keeper!

So the swing is fun for both innocent and naughty play time.  What if I want to take it down when guests come over?  The karabiner styled hook makes it easy to detach the swing.  You will have a hook in your ceiling.  It is a little sacrifice for a lot of fun.  What about switching to different positions?  I found this to be a little difficult, but with practice I would get easier.  Are the straps comfortable?  On a scale of 1-10 I would give them an 8.  The nylon rubs your skin the tiniest bit.

Overall, I loved the Fantasy Swing and can’t wait to experiment with it further!

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Sarah from the sextoys.com blog just had the pleasure of reviewing the Liberte. 

She is one smart cookie who knows her sex toys.  I would trust any recommendation that came from her.  You should stop by and see what she had to say about this vibe and all of the other products that inspire her to write her informative, no BS blogs.  She makes me laugh from time to time too.

Here is a peek at what she had to say:

What really sets this vibe apart for me is the smart design.  The contoured shape makes it really easy to hit your g-spot and experience pure ecstasy.  I love that it takes all of the guess work out of g-spot play.  While it’s not the most powerful toy in my collection, the buzz is more than adequate to take you to the moon.

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The Tantus O2 Revolution Candy claims to feel real.  It does feel real, real big.

This dong was my first Tantus Silicone toy.  I was simmering with excitement as I waited for it to arrive.  I knew it was of size, but I didn’t realize what exactly I was in for.

As soon as I lay eyes on my pretty pink new toy it my jaw dropped.  “How am I going to fit this…” just kept running through my mind.  I was eager and nervous all at the same time.  I thought to myself, well if I can’t use it I can always set it up as an art instillation.  With some nice lighting and a small electric turn table it would look great in my living room.  Perhaps some electronic music would be a nice touch.  The toy is beautiful.

It felt great in my hands.  I could tell that all of the wonderful things I heard about Tantus products were true.  The O2 Revolution felt solid and well constructed.  The excitement surpassed the nervousness and it was time to give it a go.

I got the water based lube out and attempted to use it.  I knew better, but I tried to use it without much of a warm up.  One would think that this would be painful.  It wasn’t.  It simply didn’t go anywhere.   My man/ Sex Toy Testing Assistant was lying there next to me.  While he was impressed by my eagerness, he looked at me like, “did you really think that was going to work”?  So, I used my Jumbo Bullet to get the party started.  It only seemed appropriate to use the big bullet for the big dong.  With a little self lovin’ and a lot more lube I was able to slowly use the O2 Revolution.

It felt just like the real thing!  Because of its thickness I could feel the details of the head shape and veined texture. The flared base made for easy control of the toy.  I couldn’t thrust the dong too much, but vigorous movement wasn’t necessary.  The full sensation with very little motion was quite satisfying.  This was true even without the vibrating bullet.  For a girl who can usually only handle medium sized toys, this was quite a feat.  I was beaming with pride.  However, I was glowing with the joy over the level of pleasure!

Once I brought the bullet back into play I was on a one way trip to orgasm land.  Once all was said and done, I was in a euphoric state of contentment.  I also had to give myself a little pat on the back for handling the O2 Revolution.

Clean up was easy.  It is made from 100% silicone so I boiled that baby and went on with my day.

The O2 Revolution won’t get used on a regular basis, but it will make an appearance when fullness is desired.  So much for the art instillation.

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Sometimes bigger is better!

This weekend I was fortunate enough to review the grrl toyz Jumbo Waterproof Bullet.  As my readers know, I love bullets.  I have had my eye on this one for a while and it did not disappoint.

I will start by talking about what I loved most about this vibrator: size!  It is wide enough to stimulate your clit and labia at the same time.  I prefer this over direct clitoral stimulation, so this is an automatic smiley face with a check plus in my book.  Rolling the Jumbo Bullet back and forth, from right to left, over said area makes for a phenomenal sensation.  This can be done with a standard bullet, but it does not provide the same “coverage”.  Rolling the Jumbo Bullet worked like a charm during my long and relaxed solo session on medium vibration. 

Orgasm? Yes!  I turned the vibration up to high and with the tiniest bit of manual labor I turned into a little puddle of happiness. 

Here is the technical stuff:

-It comes with batteries which are easy to insert.  Twist the end off and drop them in.  Like I have said before, no need to call tech support mere minutes before masturbating.

-The dial base is easy to use and delivers multiple speeds from mild and mellow to super blast off speed.  It also has a raised spider shaped rubber on the dial which helps to grip the control.

-The Jumbo Bullet is made of rubber which is comfortable enough.  I added a touch of water based lube and it was deliciously smooth.  I didn’t need much!

-I submerged this toy in water and it kept vibrating like the mighty bullet of big that it is!

-The Jumbo Bullet is simple in looks, but is a pro at getting the job done.  Flashy bells and whistles are fun to look at.  When it comes to self love, who cares?

-The only down fall is that it is not as quiet as I would like for it to be.  The noise level is tolerable, but above a whisper.  I can live with it on this one!

The grrl toyz Waterproof Bullet reigns as King of all bullets as far as I am concerned!

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