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Yogasms?

Monday, October 3rd, 2011

I have recently fallen in love with Yoga.  I took it a handful of times 7 or 8 years ago, I found it to be a bit uncomfortable and it just wasn’t for me.  At one of my crankier moments, in a fit of stress and anxiety, someone told me to go take Yoga.  I’m pretty sure it was their way of telling me I was being a bitch, but it isn’t as if it wasn’t true.  I took myself to Yoga the very next day, the day after that and a few days after that.   I love Yoga.

Yogasms

I work out everyday.  I push myself.  I sweat.  I can do close to 80 push-ups in 2 minutes (not the wussy knee push-ups).  Yoga is different.  I connect with my body in different ways.  I feel rejuvenated and a bit more alert after each class.  What I have yet to experience (in class) is an orgasm or the “Yogasm” if you will.

When I came across this article in Jezebel I immediately clicked and read and then went to their source, The Daily Beast, to read a little more.

“One of yoga’s goals is to strengthen the muscles in and around the genitalia, or the mula bandha. It’s like doing advanced kegels, but with an instructor’s guidance and the implementation of specific breathing techniques. Ideally, a yogi engages mula bandha throughout a majority of his or her practice, which is equivalent to heavy weightlifting for the genitals.”

Much like doing Kegel exercises, your yoga practice and strengthening your mula bandha can help you have better orgasms outside of the yoga studio.  Even if you aren’t hit with a surprise O in the middle of downward dog, your sex life could greatly improve overall.  Men can get in on the yoga sex goodness as well.  They may not buckle in ecstasy while opening up the heart, but they can enjoy a better sex life.

The key to engaging mula bandha is to isolate the perineum, a crucial area of sexual pleasure for women and men, according to South African tantric master Alan Finger, founder of ISHTA (Integrated Science of Hatha, Tantra and Ayurveda) Yoga. When a man draws his sexual energy in, and up toward his navel, says Finger, he increases his ability to prolong his stamina in the bedroom.

I for one can’t figure out why one wouldn’t want to get in on the yoga goodness. Improve your mind body connection AND have better orgasms.  I’m in.  If I do ever experience the “Yogasm” I will definitely report back.  In the mean time, read the articles in Jezebel and The Daily Beast.

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Magic Mike

Friday, August 19th, 2011
Magic Mike

Thanks Ministry of Gossip!

I’m pretty excited about the up coming indie flick, “Magic Mike”.  It is a film about male strippers in Tampa (my college town).  It is actually inspired by Channing Tatum’s (also playing main character) experience.  I’m sure there will be some dark moments in this flick, but I’m definitely looking forward to checking out the super hunky cast.  It’s going to be a thing a magic and wonder.  It’s going to be filled with the stuff that dreams are made of.  It’s going to star these hot dudes:

Joe Manganiello (hot wolf man from True Blood), Alex Pettyfer (some hot blonde I’ve never heard of but am sure as shit glad I have now), Matt Bomer (from the 2006 Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Matthew McConaughey (the man that will be hot until his last dying day) and Channing Tatum.

I don’t know about you, but I’ll definitely be spending $10 on THAT.

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This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX. Sure, I’ll watch it.

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

I’m not a huge fan of porn parodies. I don’t necessarily hate them and it can be fun to watch characters from my favorite TV shows and movies do it, but I’m not overly impressed with the copying of ideas.  Not that I’m offended by it, I just don’t think it takes much creative effort.  If you’re going to spend a lot of money on a porn to actually have a decent production value and bother to give people lines, then come up with some new for crying out loud!  Regardless of what I think, the porn industry is steadily rolling out the XXX spoofs and there is no end in site.  Sooo, I might as well watch them.

After all that bitching, I have to say that I am intrigued by the Hustler’s This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX that is scheduled to be released on July 26th because  1. It’s a porno with singing and dancing involved.  2. I’m a Gaga fan.  Yes, she it out of control with the ridiculous (often stupid) outifts, interviews, etc, but I don’t care.  3. The performer playing Lady Gaga, Helly Mae Hellfire, has a rockin’ body and can totally move.  I also have to agree with Fleshbot that she has the coolest name ever.

Here is the first trailer that was released.  I definitely look forward to watching movie in its entirety.

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Happy Birthday, Johnny Depp!

Thursday, June 9th, 2011

Johnny Depp turned 48 years old today.  He was hot in the Cry Baby days and he is hot today.

Johnny Depp

Via justjudyjudyjudy . com

Johnny Depp

Via thecinemasource . com

Enjoy.  Oh and in case you’re inspired, feel free to check out our selection of Sex Toys For Women.

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Happy Friday the 13!

Friday, May 13th, 2011

This post has nothing to do with Jason or his mask.  This is just a list of 13 things I feel like sharing that may or may not be sex related.

1. I like porn.  I like reviewing porn.  J.D. and I have been reviewing Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3: Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind over at HotMoviesForHer.  We are up to scene 4.  It’s their for the reading if you have an interest in reading what two awesome people have to say about a really really good porno.

2. I didn’t really care about the Royal Wedding.  Nor do I care that her dress looks like a Disney dress.  Bite me.  I’m NOT posting a link here on purpose.mmm vodka

3. My preferred alcoholic beverage is vodka.  Apparently it’s good for your hair.  I’m not sure I want to waist such precious liquids, but I’d give it a whirl.

4. Zooey Deschanel is a pretty awesome chick.  She was pure gold in The Hitchiker’s Guide to The Galaxy, but I’m not here to reveal what a nerd I am.  She wrote a “feminist” letter to Vogue at age 17.  Neat!

5.  I hate myself a little for posting this, but apparently Osama Bin Laden also liked to watch porn.

6. I feel like I should look at something like this to wipe that imagery from my poor poor brain.

7. Today is also Top Gun Day.  Top Gun was released 25 years ago?  Jesus I feel old.  I’ll never tire of that gratuitous volley ball scene.  Call me a cliche, but damn I want to hump that movie.  Yes, I said movie. I don’t care how terrible it was or how loony tunes Tom Cruise gets.Happy Top Gun Day

8. Fleshlight sent the SEAL Team 6 a box of Fleshlights in appreciation for their work in Pakistan.

9. A study found that Heavy Coffee Intake Linked To Lower Breast Cancer Risk.  Unfortunately, heavy intake  = 5 cups per day.  This is still an interesting find.

10. I’m starting to run out of things to put on my list of 13 things that have nothing to do with Friday the 13th.

11. We now have the Tantus Little Secrets Line over at Sextoys.com  They are awesome little bullet vibrators with bright body friendly silicone sleeves.

12. Tired of your kids not going to sleep at night so you can can have some much needed grow-folks time?  Then you can relate to Go The F*k To Sleep. My skinny tie wearing friend at Fuckyou.com posted it.

13. I don’t get what is going on in this video, but I love this song.  It isn’t new at all.  Yes, sometimes I like repetitive electronic hipster music.  It makes me feel like magical fairies are massaging my eardrum’s g-spot.  Enjoy.

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A Letter to Moms

Friday, May 6th, 2011

Dear Moms,

Send the kids off with your significant other or a friend, relative or perhaps even a stranger that seems trustworthy and take some time forrabbit vibrator yourself.  Do whatever it is that you need to do to get a few minutes of piece and quiet so you can masturbate free of interruptions.  I don’t have any children, so I get to do this whenever I want and I can’t imagine life any other way.

Whether you get handsy with yourself or if you prefer vibrators, dildos, butt toys or all of the above, just make it happen.  Kindly thank them for the macaroni necklace and flowers that will be dead and stinky in a week and kick their asses out.  Whatever you do, don’t forget lube.  Lots and lots of lube.  Happy Mother’s Day!

- Ginger

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Vibrator Commercials

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

I have talked a little about vibrator commercials in the past, but I thought I’d go ahead and revisit the topic. Recently The Young Turks did a segment about Trojan’s television campaign. The ads are corny, but I’m definitely okay with sex toys pushing their way into the main stream. I found it interesting that Trojan made some “concessions” and promised never to actually use the word “vibrator” or actually show the vibrator itself. It’s not surprising, but it’s still interesting. Check it out:

If you’d like to see an actual Trojan vibe, go ahead and take a look at the Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Touch.
It comes with a condom for your safer sex needs!

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Sticky

Friday, April 8th, 2011

I was checking out yesterday’s Link Love over at HotMoviesForHer and I was super excited to see the trailer for Sticky: A Documentary on Masturbation.  It looks fantastic.  Enjoy and have a great weekend!

 

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What’s Love Got To Do With It

Friday, March 25th, 2011

I was posting Addicted To Love for Mixtape Rewind on HotmoviesForHer and decided that this blog was due for a little 80′s awesomeness. I love Tina Turner even more than I love Robert Palmer, so with much nostalgia and joy I am posting my favorite of all of her tunes. Enjoy!

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Exploding Vibrators!

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

Explosices stuffed in vibratorA Minnesota man scorned turned his ex-girlfriend’s vibrator into a bomb.  Apparently, he stuffed her sex toy with “gun powder, BB shot and buck shot from shotgun shells” and there were two wires hanging out of the end of it.

Naturally, his plan was to pull the trigger when the vibe was in use.  I can’t help but wonder if he was going to wait until her moment of climax.  Either way its wrong, but super funny (since no one was hurt).  Hopefully, he’ll get plenty of jail time and eventually cut his mullet.

“Charged with possession of an explosive/incendiary device and making terroristic threats, Lester faces a maximum of ten years in prison if convicted of the felony raps. He is currently being held in the county jail.”

You can read the entire article and view the statement of probable cause on The Smoking Gun.

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