I am all about the relaxation. 

Our biggest burlesque show of the year is right around the corner so I have been a busy little bee – rehearsing, making costumes and well, you name it.  Needless to say, relaxation hasn’t exactly fit into my schedule, but I have managed to pencil it in on a few occasions.  I could always use a little help during those brief sessions of calm in my life, so I am adding the Foam Body Spa Sponge to my Wish List. 

It vibrates!  This makes it great for easing sore neck muscles, which I always seem to have.  More importantly, this sponge great for some quality solo play time in the bath tub.  A little vibration goes a long way.  It just looks like your everyday sponge, so no one will ever know what you really use it for. 

Like so many of our fabulous products, the Foam Body Spa Sponge would make a great gift for just about any gal.  It is perfect for scrubbing the day away, plus it has the added benefit of buzz.

“Indulge yourself with a gentle full body massage. Body Spa`s soft mesh sponge, with built-in waterproof vibrator, relieves stress as you relax in pure comfort. Pulsating action turns you bath into a discreet home spa.

A great way to pamper yourself! * Super quiet, powerful vibrator * Lathers generously with soap * Soft, sensual and relaxing * Creates its own bubbling spa action * Batteries included.

She may have a bathtub full of products, but does she have a vibrating sponge? Whether she is a woman who takes bath time seriously or is in need of a little pampering, she will adore this! This is a great gift idea for women who could use some relaxation time. What woman doesn’t?”

Check out all of our Bath and Beauty Products and Gifts For Women!

I have had my eye on Lelo’s Ella for quite some time now.  It is simple yet sophisticated and perfectly designed for absolutely fabulous g spot stimulation.  It is also something I would love to find under the Christmas tree in a few weeks!  Not that I wouldn’t take it before hand – just putting that out there in case a certain someone is reading this.

The Ella is made from phthalates free, nonporous, hypoallergenic silicone.  This also means it is easily steralized.  This beautiful g spot dildo will not cause any annoying infections and is effortlessly cleaned after that neck twisting orgasm.  It is no surprise this luxurious toy made it onto my Wish List and into our Featured Products For Women category!  Now if I could only get it into my greedy little paws.

Yes, the perfectly curved tip makes this Lelo product perfect for g spot play, but what about the other end?  Well, it is ideal for use as a traditional dildo.  If I am not in the mood for intense stimulation, I can still enjoy the Ella and so can you.  You have to get your own of course. 

“Seamless, sleek, and made of sensual velvety-textured silicone, the Ella is a truly elegant dildo made by Lelo, famous for their luxe boudoir offerings.

Beautifully presented with a storage box, satin pouch, and a 1-year LELO warranty, the Ella is a woman’s pleasure object that impresses with stylish function and shape.

A tilted oval head is perfectly angled for G-spot massage at one end, while the other features a gently tapered straight design for traditional satisfaction. The Ella can be boiled in water for three minutes to sterilize, and should only be used with water-based lubricants.

Color: White Type: G-Spot Silicone Dildo Material: Silicone Length: 7in Circumference: 4in / 3 3/4in Special Features: Boilable, Storage Case Included, Storage Bag Included, 1 Year Warranty Included.”

Keeping your toy collection hidden doesn’t have to mean installing an old bank vault in your bedroom.  There are some fabulous options available!  I have been lusting after a new storage case for my toys, so I thought I would share a little about these products and make you want one too!

For Your Nymphomation provides stylish toy storage solutions made from quality materials and well thought out designs.  They are great for keeping your adult play things discreet, organized and travel friendly.  Their products are “lined with water-resistant linings… which easily wipe clean with mild soap and water”.  Your precious sex toy accessory won’t be ruined in the event of a lube leak!

Stylish and Discreet!

The Foot Long is fabulous for storing your favorite dildos, vibes and extras like lube – you always need lube!

“This 12 inch generously sized case is a great way to hide all of your personal toys neatly, discreetly stores the “rabbit” vibrator, dildos, hand cuffs, lubes and lotions – everything you need to explore your wild side!

Doubling as a cosmetic and toiletries case, the “Foot Long” is a great item for all sorts of storage for travel or home use. You’re going to be pleasantly surprised just how much you’ll fit in here. Includes lock & 2 keys.”

Also featured in our Gifts For Women category, the Adult Toybox is fairly small and easy to handle, but can hold more than just your favorite toys.

“This spacious storage solution features a hard case and a lock & key set to protect your valuable personal items!

Use the Adult Toybox to hide your adult videos or DVD’s (stores up to 8 DVDs in their cases), adult magazines (up to a 2″ stack), or an entire collection of your erotic accessories! Also useful for multiple storage purposes, including important documents, fragile goods, and more.”

Do you have a lot of sex toys?

For the advanced sex toy user, the Extra Large Adult Toybox is the way to go.  It has a space for a variety of toys from fetish products to items for soft core play. 

“Use the XL Adult Toybox to hide your entire collection of your erotic accessories! This roomy hard storage case features and a lock & key set to protect your adult items.

Inside are 6 clear pouches that tear away from the long velcro strips and can be rearranged or removed to suit your needs.

Another reason for safe sex

You can take one or more with you and run them under the faucet to clean up any spills. At the inside top are 6 loops with velcro to easily hang your paddles, floggers, or other toys. At the bottom back is a lower pouch with elastic at the top.”

They even have flogger trunks, additional storage inserts cute condom pouches and rhinestone locks.  Don’t you just want one of each?  Many of their bags and cases come in a variety of colors and even leopard print, which happens to be the one I want!  Ladies, treat yourself to a new accessory or put it on your very own wish list.  The holidays are just around the corner.  Can you say, the perfect git idea?

I am loving the Treeze Oak products by Don Wands!  A wooden vibe would be a great addition to my collection and I want one now.

Treeze Wave Vibration Wood Pleasure Wand

A matchup between wood and your naughty bits might sound like a painful visit to the gynecologist that may have occurred around the time the wheel was invented, but alas, it is not.  “Because the fibers of the wood are saturated with urethane resin and are cured under pressure and at high temperature, you can rest assured that there will be no splintering.”  See?  No need to worry.  I would never recommend anything that would cause your nether regions to experience anything but awesomeness (nor would I add it to my Wish List).

Wood is another body friendly material that adds diversity to your collection.  It is phthalates free, nonporous and is without any coating that may wear off over time.  Wood is kind to your body in regards to being safe for your bits, but it also retains body heat and does a great job of delivering vibration.  The smooth wooden surface feels fabulous when in buzz mode. 

Besides being ever so pleasing to the eye, the best thing about these wooden toys is that the vibrator is replaceable!  Yes, keep the outer wood casing forever and keep the fun going with the replaceable vibes.  You also get a padded pouch to keep your precious new toy safe.

Check out all of our products from Don Wands.  Whether you are a classy glass gal or a tree huggin’ vibe chick, they have what you need!

Wish number #176: Real Girls Real Sex

It has been quite a while since I made an addition to my Wish List.  All of the Abby Winters movies we have been adding to the site inspired me to do so.

Real Girls Real Sex from Abby Winters

I love porn, porn stars and all of the glamorous sex they have.  But, there is just something about “girls next door” getting down and dirty that gets the blood boiling.  Abby Winters movies feature amateur girls with little to know experience showing their stuff on camera.  They are free of silicone, face lifts and haven’t had anything vaccuumed out of them.  I love all of the perfect imperfections that a woman’s body has to offer! 

That is all sweet and great, but don’t be fooled.  These naturally hot ladies know how to work each other into a sticky wet  frenzy!

“Real Girls, Real Sex stars big breasted Blaire initiating first-timers Keilyn and Larissa in two passionate girl-girl scenes.Blaire and Keilyn are tender and sensual to start but both quickly get very horny.

These girls aren`t shy to experiment. With lots of licking, sucking, fingering, and rimming in numerous positions with multiple electrifying orgasms – Blaire and Keilyn are a perfect match.The cameras aren`t even ready when Blaire and Larissa start passionately kissing on the wooden floor. They soon move to the bedroom where Blaire takes charge of their steamy sex session. she directs Larissa to pleasure her exactly how and where she likes it. both girls are full of energy as they erupt with several pulsating orgasms.

Can`t get enough of Blaire? Check out her bonus masturbation video with the mesmerizing Marigold. Watch their tits bounce in unison, listen to them dirty talk and then look out for their perfectly timed orgasms.”

If you like girl-girl porn, and who doesn’t, you should add an Abbey Winters DVD to your wish list as well.

I am in love with the Vibrating Corsette Harness by Sportsheets!

Sarah from the Sextoys . com blog introduced me to it yesterday.  She has a great eye for fabulous products and knew I would love this one.

Burlesque and corsettes go together like lube and anal sex.  Call me a cliché, but as a burlesque performer I am drawn to this harness.  The lace up back is incredibly sexy, especially with the dangling bow just barely tickling your tushy.  The plush purple material is elegant and appealing to the eye.  There is no need to feel or look dumpy when strapping it on. 

So it looks great, but what about function?  It is made by Sportsheets so I am confident that it is a quality product.  They are known for taking great pride when it comes to making products for couples’ play time.

”Everyone will be happy when you add this Vibrating Corestte Harness to your sex toy arsenal. This luxurious harness is built to fit up to 60 inch hips and includes a bullet vibe and three interchangeable rubber o-rings (1.5, 1.75, 2.0 inches).

The harness is made out of plush fabric and seductively shapes your ass into the shape of a heart, so you’re sure to look as good as this plush Sportsheets’ harness makes you feel.”

If you want this product as much as I do then you will need a dong to go with it.  Check out Sarah’s Revue of the Sedeux Skyn Dildo by Sportsheets and find out if that is the one for you.  Also, she wants to know where the love is for the Hitachi Magic Wand.  Find out why and show her some love while you are at it.  After all, she did introduce me this awesome Corsette Harness.  Thanks Sarah!

I love fancy toys that buzz, but sometimes I get a craving for a good old fashioned dong.   

For longest time I had my eye on the Tantus O2 Revolution Candy.  Lucky for me, that wish was fulfilled!  It was big, pink and my did it get the job done.  While I still love my O2 Revolution, my attention has been averted to another Tantus Silicone stud.

The Throb has made it to number 1 on my list.  It is realistic and smaller than the O2 Revolution, measuring 5 ½ inches in length and a solid 4 ½ inches in circumference.  The size will make this toy less of a challenge.  I am always up for a good challenge, but sometimes I just want to enjoy my sex toys with ease.  Its super veiny-ness also sparked my interest.  It looks super satisfying – just the right sized and textured to please.  It is black with a matte finish; understated sexiness is a plus.

Another reason I want another Tantus silicone dong?  100% phthalates free, hypoallergenic and totally safe for use on your most sensitive girl regions.  Boil this guy for a few minutes and he is all clean and ready for the next round. 

P.S.  It is harness compatible.  It sure looks like it would be fun to use with a friend.

Get your own Tantus Throb!

If I were to enter my own contest, oh the things I would put on my wish list:

Elements Theta: $50.89 – Elements Theta – It is one of our latest Tantus Additions.  It’s pretty, purple and there was mention of “a unique head that plays on the vaginal nerve pack as it slides in and out”.  I’ll take it.

We Vibe: $125. 49 – Hands free and can be used during intercourse.  Yes, please.

Mary Mermaid: $80.19 – Like I said before, I have always wanted to sleep with a mermaid.

Nea: $85.19 – Lelo vibes are quality and this one comes with its own box.  Vibrations and decorations; two of my favorite things!

Belladonna’s Extreme Pussy and Ass: $100.89 – I can say this is for my boy, but I want to play with it too.

Pjur Eros Body Glide Women: $20.19 – Good lube is necessary.

Leather Thong: $202.49 – Don’t let the name fool you. It should be called the super sexy leather waist cincher and harness with 1 outer dong and 2 inner dongs.  Now you know why good lube is necessary.

Japanese Bondage Rope: $16.19 – I may need this in order to use the previous item on my list.

Red Satin Lined Wrist Cuffs: $76.99, Red Satin Lined Ankle Cuffs: $89.49,  Locking 1 1/2 Red Satin Padded Collar: $58.89  – For when I want to be submissive yet comfy.  Also, it is important to have matching accessories, even when it comes to kink.

Beginner Ball Gag, Red and Black: $33.89 – I know a few people I could use this on.

Ball Chain Flogger: $51.89 – Kindness or brutality.  You choose.

Ron Jeremy Head Bag: $4.49 – I need a gift bag for my grandmother’s birthday present.  It is appropriate, right?

Nudie Doodle Pads: $3.19 – I need something to do during meetings.

Total: $999.35

Time is running out! 

Submit your own wish list and enter for a chance to $1000 in FREE sex toys!

This Friday, June 5th is the last day to enter.  Do you really want to miss out on this fabulous opportunity?

I was just checking out Link Love over at HotMoviesForHer.com and I found something I wish I could participate in.

Photo via Air Sex World Championships

Air Sex. I want to do this. It is like playing the air guitar except it is much naughtier; it seems like a lot more fun, too. It is pure brilliance if you ask me. I won’t be able to show my skills this year. I am SO going to practice my moves for next year!

This week’s contest has my mind in kink land.
 
If Kink Land were to exist I would imagine it to be a wickedly enchanting place.  You would enter through metal gates so shiny they appeared to be wet.  There would be rows upon rows of St. Andrew’s crosses.  I can picture hidden dungeons with the softest of red and black fabric hanging in front of the entrances.  The sidewalks would be lined with hand rails and neatly hung whips, paddles and floggers.  There would of course be randomly placed rope and restraints in order to please your lover or sub.  The sidewalk would lead you to a beaded curtain, which would then welcome you into the Enchanted Forest of Soft and Light Kink.  There would be ethereal creatures tickling everyone with feather ticklers and trying to cuff you with furry handcuffs.  Perhaps I should stop before I get too carried away; before you all start to question my sanity.

I shall get on with my wish. 

I want the Ball Chain Flogger by Axovus.  To begin with, it has a simple and sexy yet slightly intimidating look to it.  Like the description says, it looks great lying around, in use or hanging on the wall.  Speaking of hanging, it has a convenient O ring on the end of the handle.  Loop it over something that protrudes and you can display it proudly or discretely.

This flogger is perfect for temperature play.  The metal beads would feel cool against the skin even at room temperature.  Put them in the freezer or dip them in cool water and you could really drive someone crazy!  You could easily warm them up by dipping them in warm water.  I love the feeling of warmth against my cool, chill bumped skin.

The Ball Chain Flogger provides a wide range of pleasure and pain.  Brush them along the body and feel the little soothing beads of bliss comfort you.  A little whack will give a little sting.  A hard whack and you will have quite a cluster of welts on your rump!   Whatever tickles your need for kink, this flogger will tickle you right!

Put it on your list and you just might with the prize for the Kinkiest or Most Original List.

Whether you live under a canopy of kink or hang out in a vanilla vestibule, you should enter for a chance to win $1000 in free sex toys on my Fabulous Shopping Spree!