LoveHoney’s Death By Orgasm – Mummy

Word on the street… err internet… is this is the bullet vibe to end all bullet vibes.  The vibrations are said to be of super high intensity, causing orgasms strong enough to wake the dead, or perhaps more appropriate, kill the living.  Visually, the only thing that separates The Death By Orgasm Mummy bullet is the awesome mini-coffin case it comes in.

Other need to knows: 3 speeds, waterproof, batteries included and ALL the cool kids have or want this thing.  Other Death By Orgasm bullets include Vampire (black), Wereworlf (silver) and Zombie Blob (green).

Tenga Egg – Spider

Tenga Eggs are pretty much the ish.  They are cheap, yet well made and feel awesome.  No, I don’t know this from personal experience.  Guys across the land, including my boyfriend, rave about Tenga Eggs.  My BF was amazed at how much it improved jacking off.  Well, he was mostly amazed that such a thing was even possible, but still in awe of this toy.  It is the size of a regular egg, but is incredibly stretchy to accommodate any size cock.  This little hunk of joy even comes with it’s own little packet of lube neatly tucked in the hole.  It is intended for one time use, but can be used a few more times if cared for properly.

Ladies, you can get in on the Tenga Egg fun too!  Slide one over the end of a wand massager or vibrating dildo for a change in texture.

Shunga Body Slide – Melon and Mango

This stuff creates a human slip and slide effect.  You and your partner rub the gel all over your bodies then rub your bodies all over each other, soaring into new intimate heights and things of that nature.

Included is a waterproof sheet so you don’t have to ruin your sheets.  Not that anyone would want to cover their body with massage goo and hop in bed only to get covered in lint.  Either way, this stuff looks like it could be pretty fun.

Liberator Axis Hitachi Toy Mount

“Liberator Axis Hitachi is a perfect, triangular mount for the Hitachi Magic Wand. The tapered contour of the Axis-Hitachi puts you in perfect positions that allow for ultimate exposure, ultimate spread, and ultimate stimulation.

Nestled in, the Hitachi gives off a powerful vibe that reaches the most sensitive external parts of the female anatomy. Orgasms abound for a total turn on. This vibrating marvel is available in variety of colors and fabrics to match your Liberator decor. Patent Pending. Axis Hitachi Wand sold separately.”

Use it alone for a hands free ride or during partnered play.

This fabulous Liberator product is one of our Featured Products For Women.  Take a peek at the rest of the goodies we hand selected for your enjoyment.

G Force by Tantus – I am going to write an official review soon, so I’m not going to give away too much here. I still want to highlight the G Force as a great product for couples. This toy gets the job done during solo use, but wow, it is magical when it comes to partnered play. The curved shaft and easy to grip handle make it so. If you and your lucky someone are into g-spot play, you need this toy! Like all fabulous Tantus products it is made from 100% silicone. This makes it phthalates free, hypoallergenic and can be sterilized (boil or 10% bleach solution). Including the handle, the G Force has a total length of 10.3 inches and a diameter of 1.4 inches.

Dual Shower Head by Sportsheets – How many times have you gotten hot and heavy in the shower, only to realize you are freezing your ass off? One person gets all of the warm water and the other is getting it on with goose bumps. Sexy! Sure, you take one for the team and focus on the task at hand, but wouldn’t another shower head make it better? Yes, it would. Every girl likes to stay wet during sex.

Basic Handcuffs by Kinklab – Handcuffs are essential to any kinky couple’s arsenal of play things. Kinklab is known for creating high quality, durable products that are bondage beginner friendly, but good enough for those who engage in the freakiest of deeds.

“These durable, sturdy steel cuffs are single lock (only one cuff has a keyhole) and come with a set of keys to release your prisoner when you’d like a conjugal visit. A short 3-link connecting chain ensures restricted movement, and a super adjustable fit allows for comfortably secure enjoyment.”

Make sure you check out all of our Featured Products For Couples. You just might find something to make your sex life a whole lot better.

Don’t forget to come back on Monday to find out how you can enter for a chance to win some awesome sex toys!

The Ella is made from phthalates free, nonporous, hypoallergenic silicone.  This also means it is easily steralized.  This beautiful g spot dildo will not cause any annoying infections and is effortlessly cleaned after that neck twisting orgasm.  It is no surprise this luxurious toy made it onto my Wish List and into our Featured Products For Women category!  Now if I could only get it into my greedy little paws.

Yes, the perfectly curved tip makes this Lelo product perfect for g spot play, but what about the other end?  Well, it is ideal for use as a traditional dildo.  If I am not in the mood for intense stimulation, I can still enjoy the Ella and so can you.  You have to get your own of course. 

“Seamless, sleek, and made of sensual velvety-textured silicone, the Ella is a truly elegant dildo made by Lelo, famous for their luxe boudoir offerings.

Beautifully presented with a storage box, satin pouch, and a 1-year LELO warranty, the Ella is a woman’s pleasure object that impresses with stylish function and shape.

A tilted oval head is perfectly angled for G-spot massage at one end, while the other features a gently tapered straight design for traditional satisfaction. The Ella can be boiled in water for three minutes to sterilize, and should only be used with water-based lubricants.

Color: White Type: G-Spot Silicone Dildo Material: Silicone Length: 7in Circumference: 4in / 3 3/4in Special Features: Boilable, Storage Case Included, Storage Bag Included, 1 Year Warranty Included.”

We have featured some products that we think will sexy up your spook this year.  We don’t have any zombies dripping with icicles, but we do have some cool stuff.  Heh.  Here is a taste of what you will find in our Featured Products For Couples category.

Plug and Socket Couples Costume: This might be my favorite item in our Featured Products for Couples category.  Everyone will know you belong together.  Enjoy all of the laughs until it is really time for him to plug in! Also check out our Racer Girl and Surgeon costumes.

G-Spot Link: Speaking of plugging in – ”Positionary Cuffs allow you to relax and enjoy the passion of making love”.  Sportsheets brings nothing but the best when it comes to products that enhance couples play time.

Kandy Kuffs: Make it a lightly kinky Halloween and trick your treat into being your prisoner.  Make them nibble their way to freedom as you give them more than just a sweet tooth!

Haunted DVD: Still no zombies, but the cover says it all: “The Bump In The Night Is In Your Pants”.  Sex crazed tourists will satisfy your appetite for visual stimulation.

Fetish Fantasy Pink Butterfly Crop: Trade in your magic fairy wand for this ultra femme riding crop. Leave a trail of butterfly imprints instead of pixie dust as you spank your way through the night!

I Rub My Duckie Red Devil: “The Red Devil is dressed for mischief in red cape and horns.”  I don’t think he will be snatching any candy on October 31st, but he will be looking to get into something naughty!  Take this discreet vibe in the tub for some post costume party fun.

Trojan Her Pleasure Ecstasy Condoms: Last, but not least; don’t forget the condoms for you Halloween adventure this year! With all of those sexy-fill-in-the-blanks running around, the need to get it on will surely creep up.  Play it safe. You wouldn’t eat a piece of unwrapped candy, would you?

There are more great products like the Bi-Directional Filligrino Glass Dildo and The Experts Guide to Positions in our Featured Products for Couples section. Go check it out and spice up more than just your Halloween party!

No more arguing over who has to sleep on the wet spot!

The Liberator Fascinator Shag Throw is a soft, comfy way to keep the leftovers of love from making your bed an uncomfortable place to sleep.  Sure, you can always change the sheets, but who has enough energy to do that after a wild romp?  You can enjoy your session of sin and love making without worrying about ruining those expensive linens or that new sofa.  Not to mention, it you and your lover can just cover up with it when cuddling on the couch.

“Watch out, all you Italian leather sofas and dry-clean only duvets, these supremely plush throws are specially lined to slurp up love juices, lubes, lotions and all the leftovers of sexual play.

One side is an extraordinarily soft surface, the other is silky satin, making it a reversible, versatile, skin-tillating sex-scape. An inner moisture barrier ensures your bedding stays spotless.

Toss it on top of sheets, sofas and fancy home furnishings that you want to shield from your throes of passion. Machine washable.”

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“Everyone’s pinking about us! Plush and made for kink, this stylish whip will tease and delight all over your playmate’s body. Made of sturdy, high quality suede with a wood core handle, this is a great way to whip your lover into submission. Have you been naughty enough to play with Pink?”

There is nothing wrong with being cute and dominant. They’ll never see it coming.

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We keep talking about all of the great new products that we have been adding to the Sextoys.com. I want, well, all of them. This one ranks at the top of the list!

It is a 100% medical grade silicone rabbit vibrator! Ladies everywhere love rabbit vibes and this body friendly piece of joy is one for all to lust after. It feels divinely plushy, too. I had to make it one of our Featured Products For Women. It just would have been cruel and unusual not to. 

“Elite Silicone Supple Bunny – Purple by Synergy. The Supple Bunny Twisters are the finest, most affordable Medical-Grade Silicone toys on the market! Compare the features, cost, quality and you will see exactly what we mean.

Features of the Synergy Erotic Perfect Touch Excite-Her Bullet series:

- Phthalates Free
- Hypo-Allergenic
- 100% Water-Proof
- 2 Speed (Hi-Low) Vibrating Tickler
- Reversible Rotation
- 4 AAA Batteries (not included)
- Soft-Touch One Finger Control
- Polyurethane coated power-pack for added comfort and control.
- Beautifully packaged for easy display in every retail environment.

It is every woman’s dream vibrator. The Supple Bunny Twister gives you the internal and clitoral stimulation you crave made from the materials you love!”

The Tongue Vibe

I am not terribly surprised. They took two of the greatest things in the universe and put them together: oral sex and vibration. It can be worn by anyone who likes to orally please their lovers and give orgasms. I know I love both.

The two little vibrators come in a convenient compact case. They give you four extra batteries for those just in case scenarios. Put it in your pocket or purse and you are ready to please any time or anywhere.

“Latex free and hypo allergenic, the tongue vibe provides oral sex with a vibrating addition for ecstasy. Slips over the tongue comfortably and can be directed to the perfect spot by the user.

The tongue vibe is quiet and powerful.”

By the way, you can wear both vibes at the same time and really send them to the moon!

Silky Sheets Talc for Bed and Body is one of our featured products for couples.   It does more than add a pleasant scent to your bedroom.  Spray a little on your linens in the morning and come home to a lightly scented, sensually soft bed.  If the luxurious feel of your sheets doesn’t get your partner revved up, the pheromones certainly will. Pheromones “help stimulate the hypothalamus, the part of the brain that controls sex drive”.

What else does it do?  It has the ability to absorb dampness and odor from your sheets.  If you don’t want to change the sheets every single day, spray a little on.  You will love the feel of fresh sheets, even after a hot and heavy romp session!

You don’t have to just spray it on your bed.  If you love massages, but aren’t into getting covered in greasy oils or creams, you can use Silky Sheets.  Have your partner spray a little on your body or their hands for a lightly lubricated massage.  You won’t feel like you just got dipped in a vat of Crisco.

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