I have noticed an increase in negativity these days.  Maybe it’s that I have stopped letting every little thing bother me, so it has amplified the voices of the negative nancies.  I’m not going to get all yoga instructor or anything here.   I have my cynical days and consider my smart ass comments to be quite charming.  But, do you really have to complain all day long?  Do you hate everything?  Is there anything in this world that you like?  Even just a little bit?

To this I say, have a dildo and a smile and shut the fuck up.  It’s a bit cliched and I stole that line from somewhere (I can’t even remember where), but it’s really quite fitting.  You either need to get laid or purchase something that will help you relieve a little stress, or whatever it is that causes you to be so pissed all of the time.  I know an orgasm always helps me to be just a little less bitch-tastic.

If you are someone who complains everyday, do everyone a favor and rub one out.  You’ll feel a lot better.  Trust me.  Really at this point anything would do, but we might as well get it done right.  I’m going to recommend The Outlaw by Vixen Creations.  It is made from body friendly silicone, has 9 inches of insertable length and enough balls to handle any cunt.  Take that as you will.

“The largest dildo from Vixen Creations, the Outlaw offers incredible length and girth in their signature super-realistic vixskin textured silicone.

Type: Textured life like dildo
Length: 9 1/2 inches
Insertable Length: 9 inches Circumference: 6 1/2 inches
Special Features: Boilable, Large Size, Vixskin Textured.”

Are you and your mate getting bored in the bedroom?  Is your routine getting a little too routine?  Do you simply want to try something new in the sack?  Strap on sex is here to save the day!

Whether you are a lady who holds a strict girls only policy, a boy lovin’ babe or somewhere in between (some may call us selfish), strap on sex is a sure way to put the jolt back in anyone’s cola of kink.

We have plenty of harnesses, strap on dildos and all in one kits for you to choose from.  Let’s chat about them, shall we?

Harnesses, you say?

Vibrating harness with interchangeable O rings

The harness is the apparatus that you wear in which the dildo is attached to.  It connects you to the fun.  There are various styles:

G-string/ 2 strap – One strap around the waist, one between the legs

- Less secure than other types; sagging of the dildo tends to occur, the dildo may flop, in turn you will have less control.
- Straps may rub in between the cheeks and may be irritating.

Bikini/panty- exactly what it sounds like

- Some come in the form of shorts
- Less secure, less control and flopage has been known to occur with this variety
- Some find these to be more comfortable then the G-string style harnesses.

Three strap – one strap around the waist, 2 thigh straps: each strap comes from the crotch and wraps around each thigh.

- Very secure and gives you maximum control of your newest member!

Like most things in life, there is some variation within these harness types.  Some even vibrate!  What is awesome about all strap on harnesses?  There is a chance that the wearer will also get a pleasurable sensation from them!  That’s right, while the strap on-er is giving it to the strap on-ee, there will be a little movement and the friction from the harness will put a tingle in just the right spot.

When it comes to choosing the right one for you, you must decide which would be most comfortable and how much control you want to have over your fun new appendage.

How do you attach the dildo to the harness?  The most common is the o-ring style attachment.  Once the dildo is in place, the ring secures the dildo’s flared base to the harness.  The o-ring must be larger than your dildo.  If the ring is too small for your dong, it won’t fit and then everyone is just sad.  Keep this in mind and try to purchase a harness that allows you to change the o-rings so you can use different sized dildos.

Can’t I just use any old dildo during strap on sex?

No, but you can use a lot of them.  Strap on dildos must have a flared base or set of balls.  Got it?  Some dildos are made with strap on harness compatibility in mind.  Both Tantus and Vixen Creations make lots of fabulous silicone dildos that are perfect for steamy hot strap on sex.

Strap on Kits come with the harness and compatible dildo all in one!  No need to play the strap on dildo-harness match game.  It has been done for you!  Some even come with multiple o-rings so you can change out your dildos.

What about those Vac-U-Lock contraptions?  Doc Johnson has patented a system in which the hollow end of the dildo locks on to the “attachment plug” protruding from the harness.  Only Vac-U-Lock dildos are compatible with Vac-U-Lock harnesses and vice versa. 

Have fun choosing your tools of choice.  Think about the right size, what type of harness you would be most comfortable in and so on.   Strap on sex is fun, but if the equipment isn’t right you won’t get the most out of your play time.

Take charge with The Strict Leather 4-Strap Ultimate Dildo Harness.  One look at this rig and your mate will bend over with no questions asked!  If you are ready to take your strap on play a step in the fetish direction, this is Featured Product For Couples is for you.

“Very secure and adjustable, the Strict Leather 4-Strap Ultimate Dildo Harness is an attractive harness at an affordable price. The classic version of this harness has one strap in the back that covers the genital/anal cleft in g-string fashion, but this version is made with 2 straps in back that wrap around the buttocks, leaving the genitals and ass exposed.

It is adjustable in several different ways for perfect fit and dildo placement. Standard ring size is 1.75 inches in diameter, which should fit most pliable dildos from 1.5 inches to 2 inches in diameter. The rings are held in place by snaps in the leather straps. For very large or very small dildos, it is also possible to substitute different sized rings. Now made in one size that fits waist measurements from 26-40 inches.”

I love the sexy studs and have an appreciation for secure harnesses.  When I first dipped my toes into the world of strap ons, I purchased one that had limited options when it came to adjusting the straps.  The thong was loose and it was difficult to operate.  However, what I love most about the Ultimate Harness is that it allows for the naughty bits to be exposed.  This is comfortable and frees up the goods for other activities!

If this is a little too intimidating, we have plenty of strap on options for you to choose from!

I am in love with the Vibrating Corsette Harness by Sportsheets!

Sarah from the Sextoys . com blog introduced me to it yesterday.  She has a great eye for fabulous products and knew I would love this one.

Burlesque and corsettes go together like lube and anal sex.  Call me a cliché, but as a burlesque performer I am drawn to this harness.  The lace up back is incredibly sexy, especially with the dangling bow just barely tickling your tushy.  The plush purple material is elegant and appealing to the eye.  There is no need to feel or look dumpy when strapping it on. 

So it looks great, but what about function?  It is made by Sportsheets so I am confident that it is a quality product.  They are known for taking great pride when it comes to making products for couples’ play time.

”Everyone will be happy when you add this Vibrating Corestte Harness to your sex toy arsenal. This luxurious harness is built to fit up to 60 inch hips and includes a bullet vibe and three interchangeable rubber o-rings (1.5, 1.75, 2.0 inches).

The harness is made out of plush fabric and seductively shapes your ass into the shape of a heart, so you’re sure to look as good as this plush Sportsheets’ harness makes you feel.”

If you want this product as much as I do then you will need a dong to go with it.  Check out Sarah’s Revue of the Sedeux Skyn Dildo by Sportsheets and find out if that is the one for you.  Also, she wants to know where the love is for the Hitachi Magic Wand.  Find out why and show her some love while you are at it.  After all, she did introduce me this awesome Corsette Harness.  Thanks Sarah!