Johnny from VixenCreations is a thick and meaty lifelike dildo.  This much needed addition to my collection of sweet little sex toys stands big and proud with a veiny shaft, pronounced head and hefty textured balls.  An incredibly realistic cock, not one detail was spared right down to the wrinkled upper shaft.

Basic Info :

Material: Silicone.  Vixen also makes Johnny in their skin-like material VixSkin.  This version is firmer, but still body safe all the way.  This one is also a little more wallet friendly.

Length: 7 inches.  It’s not the longest dildo I own.  It’s the girth that makes it the whopper that it is.

Width: 1 13/16 inches.

Color: It only seemed right to choose black for this dildo, but it does come in vanilla, chocolate, caramel and purple.

Johnny took some warming up with a couple of smaller dildos and a whole lot of lube.  At first I was worried that my eyes were bigger than my vagina with this one.  With pretty much zero flexibility or give, you definitely have to work your way up.  Getting past the fat head was a bit of a chore both on entry and exit.  The helmet brim really juts out and creates a ledge effect (the picture doesn’t do this justice). Patience was key in avoiding any discomfort; once I was past this point all was divine.  The slight curve aided in a little g-spot stimulation, but the fulfilled sensation was what made the experience so fantastic.  Johnny gives you that full feeling with very little thrusting required. It’s basically awesome.

Orgasm?  With all of the warming up and magnificent size, it was impossible not to have a seriously intense orgasm.

Johnny is harness compatible.  I didn’t get to test its strap-on-ability because I don’t have an O-ring big enough to accommodate it.  I can’t say if it is good or bad in that department, but I imagine it would look pretty great strapped on.  There would be no question about who was in charge!

I am a fan of Johnny.  It isn’t my dildo of choice for regular use, but I’m glad I have it ready and waiting for those times I’m looking for that filled sensation.  If you prefer small toys, this is not for you.  If you like a more flexible cock, you should definitely go with the VixSkin.  If you are a size queen or just looking for a bit of a challenge, this is the toy for you!

If you’ve never used anything of this size, know that you’ll have to work your way up.  Embrace it and enjoy the journey.  I know I did.

I have noticed an increase in negativity these days.  Maybe it’s that I have stopped letting every little thing bother me, so it has amplified the voices of the negative nancies.  I’m not going to get all yoga instructor or anything here.   I have my cynical days and consider my smart ass comments to be quite charming.  But, do you really have to complain all day long?  Do you hate everything?  Is there anything in this world that you like?  Even just a little bit?

To this I say, have a dildo and a smile and shut the fuck up.  It’s a bit cliched and I stole that line from somewhere (I can’t even remember where), but it’s really quite fitting.  You either need to get laid or purchase something that will help you relieve a little stress, or whatever it is that causes you to be so pissed all of the time.  I know an orgasm always helps me to be just a little less bitch-tastic.

If you are someone who complains everyday, do everyone a favor and rub one out.  You’ll feel a lot better.  Trust me.  Really at this point anything would do, but we might as well get it done right.  I’m going to recommend The Outlaw by Vixen Creations.  It is made from body friendly silicone, has 9 inches of insertable length and enough balls to handle any cunt.  Take that as you will.

“The largest dildo from Vixen Creations, the Outlaw offers incredible length and girth in their signature super-realistic vixskin textured silicone.

Type: Textured life like dildo
Length: 9 1/2 inches
Insertable Length: 9 inches Circumference: 6 1/2 inches
Special Features: Boilable, Large Size, Vixskin Textured.”

What was the best attribute of the Matinee Idol by Topco? 

The suction cup base.  I stuck it to the inside of my passenger car window as I was driving home.  It didn’t budge.  Well, the cock itself was jiggling all around, doing all of the things that big dopey jelly cocks do when attached to a car window.  You know, the usual bobbing up and down as if it is agreeing to something.  The occasional shake from side to side in the event of an abrupt stop.  As fun as it was to let the dildo wiggle and shake on the ride home, I thought a more real-life application was appropriate.  Naturally, the shower wall was the next test surface.

The suction was just as strong to the shower wall as it was to the window.  This time it was me testing the wiggles and shakes and it did not disappoint.  At 7 ½ inches, there was more than enough to satisfy me.  It was life like in almost every sense of the word, from the helmet head to the veiny shaft and the wrinkled balls.  Even through the condom barrier, I could feel the details of this slightly daunting dildo.  P.S.  It is never a bad idea to use a condom when using jelly sex toys.

If you like realistic cocks that you can stick to the wall and go to town on, the Matinee Idol would be great for you.  The only distraction was the unpleasant smell that always comes from jelly toys.  Let’s just say it’s not an aphrodisiac.  But if you use a condom and light some incense you and the Matinee Idol will be lovers in no time.

I love fancy toys that buzz, but sometimes I get a craving for a good old fashioned dong.   

For longest time I had my eye on the Tantus O2 Revolution Candy.  Lucky for me, that wish was fulfilled!  It was big, pink and my did it get the job done.  While I still love my O2 Revolution, my attention has been averted to another Tantus Silicone stud.

The Throb has made it to number 1 on my list.  It is realistic and smaller than the O2 Revolution, measuring 5 ½ inches in length and a solid 4 ½ inches in circumference.  The size will make this toy less of a challenge.  I am always up for a good challenge, but sometimes I just want to enjoy my sex toys with ease.  Its super veiny-ness also sparked my interest.  It looks super satisfying – just the right sized and textured to please.  It is black with a matte finish; understated sexiness is a plus.

Another reason I want another Tantus silicone dong?  100% phthalates free, hypoallergenic and totally safe for use on your most sensitive girl regions.  Boil this guy for a few minutes and he is all clean and ready for the next round. 

P.S.  It is harness compatible.  It sure looks like it would be fun to use with a friend.

Get your own Tantus Throb!