I have noticed an increase in negativity these days.  Maybe it’s that I have stopped letting every little thing bother me, so it has amplified the voices of the negative nancies.  I’m not going to get all yoga instructor or anything here.   I have my cynical days and consider my smart ass comments to be quite charming.  But, do you really have to complain all day long?  Do you hate everything?  Is there anything in this world that you like?  Even just a little bit?

To this I say, have a dildo and a smile and shut the fuck up.  It’s a bit cliched and I stole that line from somewhere (I can’t even remember where), but it’s really quite fitting.  You either need to get laid or purchase something that will help you relieve a little stress, or whatever it is that causes you to be so pissed all of the time.  I know an orgasm always helps me to be just a little less bitch-tastic.

If you are someone who complains everyday, do everyone a favor and rub one out.  You’ll feel a lot better.  Trust me.  Really at this point anything would do, but we might as well get it done right.  I’m going to recommend The Outlaw by Vixen Creations.  It is made from body friendly silicone, has 9 inches of insertable length and enough balls to handle any cunt.  Take that as you will.

“The largest dildo from Vixen Creations, the Outlaw offers incredible length and girth in their signature super-realistic vixskin textured silicone.

Type: Textured life like dildo
Length: 9 1/2 inches
Insertable Length: 9 inches Circumference: 6 1/2 inches
Special Features: Boilable, Large Size, Vixskin Textured.”

I am in love with Aveline.

Lovemoiselle’s Aveline is a g-spot dildo made from glazed ceramic. It is about 8 1/2 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide. It has the most delicate of blue flowers painted on it; it is elegant, feminine and exudes understated beauty. I know, I’m talking about a dildo and not a set of pearls, but it really is quite lovely.

Isn’t ceramic fragile? It is, but Lovemoiselle uses a special glaze that makes their ceramic dildos extremely durable. Chipping could occur, so I wouldn’t go around tossing one at a brick wall. It is nonporous, phthalates free and hypoallergenic.

Aveline’s texture is silky smooth, and dare I say I like it more than I like the texture of glass. I would say glass has a sleek-smooth texture, while ceramic has a matte-smooth texture. Profound, I know. It heats to your body temperature in nearly an instant whether you are holding it in your hand or it is in use. It also has a rubber stopper at the end so you can fill it with warm or cold water. It warms so quickly and intensely to your body, I don’t see the need to fill it with warm water.

Aveline’s girlish figure gives way to gentle curves for easy handling and pleasure. Both the shape and material make for incredible g-spot stimulation. I’m not getting paid to say that. Honestly, I was excited to get this toy in my hands, but I assumed it would be “pretty good” and look really nice on my dresser. I was way off the mark. This dildo has definitely moved into a top slot on my list of favorite toys. It is hard, which g-spots tend to love and respond to. The curve is just right and makes finding your g-spot absolutely effortless. The rounded tip massages the g-spot with a targeted yet full sensation, not the tip-of-the-arrow sensation.

As far as lube is concerned, I really didn’t need much at all. Just the tiniest drop made the texture even more buttery and velvety… in the best possible way. Lovemoiselle states that it is safe to use with all lubricants, but recommends using water based.

Lovemoiselle suggests rinsing and drying with a clean cloth. Adding a little mild soap wouldn’t hurt. Never use abrasive cleaners or scrubbers. Aveline comes with a soft draw string storage pouch for safe keeping.

Needless to say I give the Lovemoiselle Aveline an A+. I recommend this dildo to those who like mid-sized g-spot toys and anyone who enjoys orgasms.

I am a fan of the G Force.  It is by no means a brand new toy, but if you like g-spot play, you should definitely add it to your collection.

Tantus uses 100% platinum grade silicone.  This makes the G Force phthalates free, hypoallergenic and nonporous.  It can be sterilized by means of boiling or using a 10% bleach solution.  This g-spot dildo is made from a harder silicone than some of their other Tantus toys.  It is flexible, but not malleable.  It feels solid in your hand and it is evident that it is a high quality product before it even comes in contact with your naughty bits.  As with all silicone toys, use water based lube only!

The G Force is a little over 10 inches in total length and not quite 1 ½ inches at its widest point, which happens to be the yummy bulbous head.  Naturally, the curve in the shaft makes it perfect for g-spot stimulation.  The easy to grip handle is roughly 4 or 5 inches long.  Since your g spot is only located 1-3 inches inside of the vagina, there is plenty of dildo left to take care of business. 

Color?  Candy.  Because I am woman enough love pink.

The G Force definitely delivered during solo play.  The curved shaft made it easy to reach my g spot, especially when I was leaning against a couple of pillows.  No awkward positions necessary.  That was lovely and all, but the real fun began when my boo took over.

The G Force during partnered play was fantastic!  I think it was a combination of the shape of the toy and the arm strength of my sex toy testing assistant.  He took control of the handle and went what one might call “buck wild”.  Vigorous up and down motions made for super intense g-spot stimulation.  The kind of stimulation that immediately causes your spine to disappear as your body makes shapes that only a contortionist should be able to achieve.  There is definitely squirt potential there.  Just putting that out there.

Basic info about the g-spot:

    - It was named after German gynocologist, Ernst Gräfenberg. 
   - It is located on the anterior/front vaginal wall, 1-3 inches back.  Yes, I know I already said that.  I am repeating     myself for a reason. 
   - It is also known as the urethral sponge.  Some speculate that it is simply an extension of the clitoris.
   - Some argue that the g-spot doesn’t exist.  The G Force says other wise and I happen to agree.
   - Response to g-spot stimulation varies from woman to woman.  Some experience intense orgasms and even ejaculation, others find it irritating and many fall somewhere in between.

Without question, I would recommend this toy to those who love and care for their g-spot.  It is body safe, suitable for comfy solo play and perfect for partnered play.  Those joint defying orgasms aren’t so bad either.

Glass dildos are among the most popular sex toys on the market.  Ever since their appearance on a variety of HBO specials, they have been flying off the shelves like hot cakes.  Not that I have ever seen a hot cake fly.  I only recently discovered all of the gloriousness that glass has to offer.  I love it and you will too. 

Many consider glass dildos to be a staple in their toy collection, however many women cringe at the thought of putting glass inside their beloved pink parts. 

Thought process: glass –> broken glass –> vagina –> no thanks. 

This isn’t a completely irrational thought process.  However, glass dildos are not made from the same glass that your dishes are made of.  They are made from borosilicate, acrylic or lucite.  Borosilicate is also known as Pyrex.  It is considered to be a soft glass, but it is by no means fragile.  It is in its soft molten state when it is being molded and sculpted.  Pyrex is tempered, which means it is put through a process of extreme heating and cooling.  This makes it 4 to 5 times stronger than standard glass and will not shatter.  It is possible to chip your Pyrex dildo, but highly unlikely.  Acrylic is also an extremely durable shatterproof material.  A crack may occur, but is also unlikely.

Does that ease your mind?  It should.  Glass dildos and your vagina can and should be friends.  Good friends.  And not just because they won’t spontaneously explode during an intense solo session. 

Glass dildos are oh so satisfying.  Since they are firm, they are perfect for g-spot and prostate stimulation.  Once a dab of lube is applied, the smooth surface makes for pleasurable external warm up.  Glass is also ideal for temperature play.  Submerse in warm or cool water and in no time you can add a whole new element to toy time.  Why temperature play?  It doesn’t take a scientist to know that warmth simply feels nice.  It encourages the clitoris to engorge quickly, which induces natural lubrication and heightens arousal.  Placing a cold object on your naughty bits may sound less than sexy, but it does serve a purpose.  Cold can act as a reset button for the clitoris.  It calms the nerves and constricts the blood vessels.  Many women find that this gets them ready for round 2 in a matter of minutes.  Some simply enjoy the sensation.  Never warm your glass dildo in the microwave!  

Glass feels great, but you should definitely know your dildo size.  If you purchase one that is too large, your pretty new toy will be useless to you.  There is no give when it comes to glass.  Think about it.

When purchasing a glass dildo you are also purchasing a little handmade work of art.  While they can be the cause of many fabulous orgasms, they also look gorgeous just sitting on the coffee table.  

Glass toys are nonporous and 100% hypoallergenic so there is no need to worry about any allergic reactions.  They are totally body safe and perfect for those who have latex or other allergies.  Avoid painted glass.  Any color should be embedded in the glass.  Another awesome feature – you can use either water based or silicone based lubricant.  Unlike silicone toys, the silicone lube will not eat away at the toy.  Since glass is nonporous, it will not absorb the lube.  A little really does go a long way here. 

If treated with care, your glass dildo will last a life time.  Simply wash with soap and water.  Store your toy in the padded pouch that most manufacturers include with your dildo.  There are no pores for bacteria to hide in, so glass will not naturally break down and become an oddly shaped gelatinous mess.

Glass dildos can get pretty pricey, but you can find a quality glass dildo for around $30.  Don Wands makes a ton of attractive and satisfying glass products that won’t break the bank.  No excuses!  Get your glass dildo.  You can thank me later.

I don’t have much to compare when it comes to glass sex toys.  I am rather inexperienced in this corner.  I can admit it, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t know what I like.  Guess what, I like the Don Wands Nubby Fat Head glass dildo.  Emphasis on Fat Head.

Its blue/ green ocean-esque appearance makes it lovely to look at.  It stands proud and beautiful on its flared base, waiting to please.  Looks are of little importance when it’s time for business, but I am a sucker for a pretty toy.  That wasn’t the only reason I chose Fat Head.  Knowing that glass is hard and in no way pliable, I thought I was safe with 7 inches in length and a shaft with a 1 inch diameter.  I didn’t want to leave myself wanting more, so I knew the 1 ½ inch wide head would take care of my need for a little fulfillment.  I was right.

Fat Head is in no way made for size queens.  It is just right for those who like small to medium sized dildos with added plumpness.  The head, my favorite part, tapers to a dull point.  The nubs on this dildo add to the visual appeal, but I can’t honestly say they affected my experience one way or the other.  The flared base made handling easy, especially when lubricant was thrown into the mix.  The flared base would also make the Fat Head suitable for anal play.  This glass dildo is simple in shape, but the slender shaft and bulbous tip make it an ooooh so pleasing product. 

Don Wands Nubby Fat Head comes with a storage pouch that could double as a comfy pillow for a really tiny person.  It is soft, cushiony and I like knowing it will keep my precious glass sex toy safe.

This dildo is definitely one that will live on my stand for quite a while.  I can’t wait to acquire some of Fat Head’s friends and further investigate all of the gloriousness that is glass.  Well all may be pushing it, but it doesn’t hurt to try.  We all have to have goals, right?   

Glass is great: It is ideal for temperature play and warms to your body temperature quickly.  You can use any lubricant that is desired.  Since it is nonporous, it won’t absorb your lube so a little goes a long way.  Glass is also phthalates free, hypoallergenic and ridiculously easy to clean – soap and water or in the dishwasher.

From packaging to pleasure, the Ella was exactly what I expected from Lelo and beyond. 

The Ella, g-spot dildo, comes in an elegant black box and a little pouch for travel.  Presentation isn’t everything, but it certainly adds to the experience when using “erotic playthings”.  I felt like I was pampering myself; that same ahhh I’m about to get a manicure or massage feeling.   Don’t get me wrong, I would take the Ella over trimmed cuticles and painted nails any day.

Made from 100% silicone, Ella is phthalates free and body friendly in every sense of the word.  It is soft to the touch and when a bit of water based lube is added it feels divinely silky, plush and velvety all at the same time.  Even without the presence of vibration, it is perfect for a bit of external clitoral warm up before heading to the depths of g-spot joy.

I found this toy to be just the right size.  Since the g-spot is located less than a few inches inside of the vagina there is no need for a long cumbersome dildo.  With this being said, a little length is necessary for easy handling.  At 7 inches, my size requirements were met.  The oval head makes finding the g-spot a no brainer.  No searching, shifting or awkward hand gestures required.  Simply insert and enjoy.  Easy to operate and easy to reach orgasm, this decadent toy is among my favorites.

The Ella is a 2 in one toy in that the opposite end can be used as a traditional dildo.  I tested it out for the sake of the review.  Of course it works just fine as a means of traditional stimulation.  With that glorious g-spot end, I can’t imagine I’ll be using the traditional end for much more than a handle.  I have to add: the angled edge on the traditional end/handle lets you know which way is up.  Therefore you know where the surface of the g-spot head is.  During a frenzy of toe twitching and multiple orgasms things can get a bit slippery and knowing which way is up without having to look is useful!

I absolutely love the Ella.  The little black box is still on my night stand and I can’t imagine I’ll be putting in the treasure chest of sex toys any time soon.  If you are a gal who loves g-spot play and simple yet sophisticated toys, you need to add this toy to your collection.

I have had my eye on Lelo’s Ella for quite some time now.  It is simple yet sophisticated and perfectly designed for absolutely fabulous g spot stimulation.  It is also something I would love to find under the Christmas tree in a few weeks!  Not that I wouldn’t take it before hand – just putting that out there in case a certain someone is reading this.

The Ella is made from phthalates free, nonporous, hypoallergenic silicone.  This also means it is easily steralized.  This beautiful g spot dildo will not cause any annoying infections and is effortlessly cleaned after that neck twisting orgasm.  It is no surprise this luxurious toy made it onto my Wish List and into our Featured Products For Women category!  Now if I could only get it into my greedy little paws.

Yes, the perfectly curved tip makes this Lelo product perfect for g spot play, but what about the other end?  Well, it is ideal for use as a traditional dildo.  If I am not in the mood for intense stimulation, I can still enjoy the Ella and so can you.  You have to get your own of course. 

“Seamless, sleek, and made of sensual velvety-textured silicone, the Ella is a truly elegant dildo made by Lelo, famous for their luxe boudoir offerings.

Beautifully presented with a storage box, satin pouch, and a 1-year LELO warranty, the Ella is a woman’s pleasure object that impresses with stylish function and shape.

A tilted oval head is perfectly angled for G-spot massage at one end, while the other features a gently tapered straight design for traditional satisfaction. The Ella can be boiled in water for three minutes to sterilize, and should only be used with water-based lubricants.

Color: White Type: G-Spot Silicone Dildo Material: Silicone Length: 7in Circumference: 4in / 3 3/4in Special Features: Boilable, Storage Case Included, Storage Bag Included, 1 Year Warranty Included.”

Are you and your mate getting bored in the bedroom?  Is your routine getting a little too routine?  Do you simply want to try something new in the sack?  Strap on sex is here to save the day!

Whether you are a lady who holds a strict girls only policy, a boy lovin’ babe or somewhere in between (some may call us selfish), strap on sex is a sure way to put the jolt back in anyone’s cola of kink.

We have plenty of harnesses, strap on dildos and all in one kits for you to choose from.  Let’s chat about them, shall we?

Harnesses, you say?

Vibrating harness with interchangeable O rings

The harness is the apparatus that you wear in which the dildo is attached to.  It connects you to the fun.  There are various styles:

G-string/ 2 strap – One strap around the waist, one between the legs

- Less secure than other types; sagging of the dildo tends to occur, the dildo may flop, in turn you will have less control.
- Straps may rub in between the cheeks and may be irritating.

Bikini/panty- exactly what it sounds like

- Some come in the form of shorts
- Less secure, less control and flopage has been known to occur with this variety
- Some find these to be more comfortable then the G-string style harnesses.

Three strap – one strap around the waist, 2 thigh straps: each strap comes from the crotch and wraps around each thigh.

- Very secure and gives you maximum control of your newest member!

Like most things in life, there is some variation within these harness types.  Some even vibrate!  What is awesome about all strap on harnesses?  There is a chance that the wearer will also get a pleasurable sensation from them!  That’s right, while the strap on-er is giving it to the strap on-ee, there will be a little movement and the friction from the harness will put a tingle in just the right spot.

When it comes to choosing the right one for you, you must decide which would be most comfortable and how much control you want to have over your fun new appendage.

How do you attach the dildo to the harness?  The most common is the o-ring style attachment.  Once the dildo is in place, the ring secures the dildo’s flared base to the harness.  The o-ring must be larger than your dildo.  If the ring is too small for your dong, it won’t fit and then everyone is just sad.  Keep this in mind and try to purchase a harness that allows you to change the o-rings so you can use different sized dildos.

Can’t I just use any old dildo during strap on sex?

No, but you can use a lot of them.  Strap on dildos must have a flared base or set of balls.  Got it?  Some dildos are made with strap on harness compatibility in mind.  Both Tantus and Vixen Creations make lots of fabulous silicone dildos that are perfect for steamy hot strap on sex.

Strap on Kits come with the harness and compatible dildo all in one!  No need to play the strap on dildo-harness match game.  It has been done for you!  Some even come with multiple o-rings so you can change out your dildos.

What about those Vac-U-Lock contraptions?  Doc Johnson has patented a system in which the hollow end of the dildo locks on to the “attachment plug” protruding from the harness.  Only Vac-U-Lock dildos are compatible with Vac-U-Lock harnesses and vice versa. 

Have fun choosing your tools of choice.  Think about the right size, what type of harness you would be most comfortable in and so on.   Strap on sex is fun, but if the equipment isn’t right you won’t get the most out of your play time.

Silicone dildos are awesome.  It’s a fact.  We love them so much that we dedicated an entire category to them.  Regardless of your dildo style, there is a silicone dildo out there for you.

Let’s talk about a few, shall we?

Leisure: For the simple chick who likes her toys understated, simple and satisfying.  Also for the girl who likes to dabble in a little bit of strap on play.

“The perfect harness toy. The Leisure is so simple that you might wonder why it wasn’t developed sooner. Leisure has a narrow tip for a gentle beginning, and smooth shaft that bends to your body’s interior curves.”

Little Su Natural Dildo

Little Su Natural Dildo: For the unique lady who likes hands free play and clitoral stimulation with her silicone dildo.  It is quite versatile and can stimulate your partner while you wear it; there’s nothing wrong with a little bump and grind!  It comes with an instruction manual with tons of fun ideas for use.

“The Little Su by Joya 4U is an inventive new silicone toy that was designed by women, with women in mind! The smart design teases the sensitive vaginal opening, G-Spot and clit all with the same toy. The amazing clitoral bump rests in place upon insertion, allowing for hands-free solo play. Women will find it adds to both solo and partnered sex equally!”

Cavalier:  If you’re a bit anal, this is the dildo for you!  I’m not talking about your attention to detail, either.  Described as a “butt plug crossed with anal beads”, this silicone wonder is sure to please all who like anal play.

“The Cavalier dildo has an amazing texture, full of graduated bulges and sexy raised curves, and is perfect for a fun evening of anal play! The flared base makes it perfect for use with a harness, and also works as a suction cup, sticking to any flat, non-porous surface for hands free fun.”

Hoss

Hoss: Size queens, you know who you are.  Hoss is for the ambitious woman who wants it all and then some.  With 11 insertable inches and an 8.5 inch girth, beginners are no match for this big hunk of burning love.

“Size Queens rejoice! Hoss is the biggest silicone cock Tantus makes and is perfect for those of you looking to ride a big old stallion until you scream! The impressive girth and long shaft are sure to be enough to fulfill even the greediest people out there – so put on your spurs and give ‘er a go!”

Goodfella:  For the woman who likes em’ real.  This dildo is great for the person who likes to strap it on and give the receiver that life like feel.  This Vixskin cock has a comfortable base, a satisfying texture and 3D balls.  Yes, I said 3D balls.

“This special design allows the receiver to feel the true-to-life testicles with every thrust, instead of an O ring or fastener. Also excellent as a pack and play dildo, the Goodfellas flexible silicone allows him to be gently bent down to wear under clothes in a harness, springing up and ready to go when the moment strikes.”

Ella

Ella: For the classy broad.  This g-spot dildo oozes with elegance and sophistication. 

“ELLA is a dedicated pleasure object with one end precisely designed to reach and stimulate the G-spot area, the other fashioned for conventional erotic stimulation.”
 

What is all of this silicone dildo hype about?  They are hypoallergenic, nonporous, phthalates free and scent free.  What does this mean to you?  It means they are body safe and won’t cause irritation or infections like other toys made out of porous materials.  They can be sterilized (as long as no vibe is present) by means of boiling for less than 10 minutes, washing with a 10% bleach solution or placed in the dish washer (no detergent).  Since they can be completely sterilized they can be shared with a friend – or 2 if that’s how you roll.  As long as they are cared for properly they have a long life span. 

Here is some helpful info: If possible store your silicone dildos upright.  Be sure not to rest them on top of one another, this may cause some deterioration.  Always use a water based lube!  Silicone lube will eat away at your precious silicone dildo!

Treat yourself to a silicone dildo and you will see what a valuable investment it is.  You and your naughty bits deserve it!

Featured Product for Couples, the Nubbed Tumbler Pyrex Dildo lends itself to couples’ use and play time fun.  Ladies, just lie back, relax and let your partner use the handle to rotate the dildo and send waves of stimulation through you.  This unique sensation will have you spellbound by the spiraling g-spot titillation.  The nubs on the base of the dildo will go sliding across your labia and clit at the same time.  Also happening simultaneously, your eyes will role to the back of your head and you will begin to speak in a language unknown by any other human.  Just in case you want to know what to expect.

As with all Pyrex toys, it is body safe and is perfect for temperature play.  Heat it up in warm water, or cool it off in the freezer.  Your little nerve endings won’t know what to do with themselves.  Also, it will be easy going with the lube of your choice.  Since glass is nonporous, it won’t absorb it before the fun starts.

However, a friend did give me a bit of advice on this dildo.  When excitement is at its peak, everything gets wet and wild, and bodies start to writhe.  Be careful!  The glass will be extra slippery and the flared base may go too far.  Pulling it out will be far less than comfortable.  Keep this in mind so you can enjoy this toy without any painful interruptions.

This 4 inch Pyrex dildo includes a small handle, so that the dildo can be turned while inside. The small clear nubs at the base of the shaft will give extra stimulation especially while being rotated with the handle.

Pyrex dildos are very easy to clean. Just use plain soap and water.  The material is non-porous, hypoallergenic, easily sterilized, durable and works with all lubes.  This dildo measures 4 inches of insertable length.  The handle makes it easy to insert, release and maneuver the dildo.

Makes a wonderful display piece. The handcrafted glass looks like a striking work of art.

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