I am finished toying with you.  No, really, I am serious.  I will keep it short and sweet.

The winner of my Fabulous Shopping Spree Contest is:

Gwen from the Pop Shot!

Gwen is the lucky winner of $990.04 worth of FREE sex toys from Sextoys.com!  She better let her friends and family know that she is going to be “busy” for let’s say, about the next 6 months or so.  Go ahead and butter her up, maybe she’ll let you play with her Thigh Harness or tie you up with her Japanese Bondage Rope! 

Congrats Gwen!

Check out her list and the rest of her blog.  It’s a great read!

Thank you to everyone who participated in the Fabulous Shopping Spree Contest.  Thank you guys for making my job so much fun!

Home sweet home.

Vegas was absolutely fabulous!  I had the pleasure of watching some of the biggest names in burlesque.  I was entertained and inspired by strip teasing babes and their beautiful boobies.  From rhinestone covered pointe shoes to Dita Von Flea, it was a burlesque gal’s dream!

There was a bit of debauchery as well.  I am sure you would love to hear about it, but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

I had a glorious vacation, but it’s good to be home.  I can’t wait to announce my Fabulous Shopping Spree winner!  I wish you all lots of luck.  I wish I could fulfill all of your sex toy dreams, but there will only be one lucky winner.  Check in tomorrow and play with me on Twitter to find out when the winner will be announced!

Speaking of luck:

“Lucky Lube is a unique cream style lubricant that is water based and safe for both internal use and with latex condoms. Great for those who dislike runny liquid lubricants and prefer their lube to stay put!

Oil free, Lucky Lubricant blends in moisturizing ingredients like aloe vera, vitamin E and shea butter for a luxuriously silky feel and performance. Cleans up easily after the fun with soap and water. This special squeeze bottle makes it easy to apply exactly where lubrication is desired, with no mess!”

Best of luck to all you fabulous blogging babes and boys!  Take a peek at all of the entries.

Attention all of you blogging babes and boys!

Today is the last day to enter for a chance to win my Fabulous Shopping Spree Contest!  You can still get your wish lists in to take a shot at winning $1000 in FREE sex toys.  I am eager to give away all of the naughty necessities one could possibly need.  Well, $1000 in naughty necessities anyway.  Take a peek at sextoys.com, make your list and email a link to it to: experts @  sextoys . com, without the spaces of course.  We won’t know you entered the contest unless you email us a link to your list! 

Enter to for a chance to win $1000 in FREE sex toys when you go on my Fabulous Shopping Spree.

Good luck to all of my fabulous readers!

If I were to enter my own contest, oh the things I would put on my wish list:

Elements Theta: $50.89 – Elements Theta – It is one of our latest Tantus Additions.  It’s pretty, purple and there was mention of “a unique head that plays on the vaginal nerve pack as it slides in and out”.  I’ll take it.

We Vibe: $125. 49 – Hands free and can be used during intercourse.  Yes, please.

Mary Mermaid: $80.19 – Like I said before, I have always wanted to sleep with a mermaid.

Nea: $85.19 – Lelo vibes are quality and this one comes with its own box.  Vibrations and decorations; two of my favorite things!

Belladonna’s Extreme Pussy and Ass: $100.89 – I can say this is for my boy, but I want to play with it too.

Pjur Eros Body Glide Women: $20.19 – Good lube is necessary.

Leather Thong: $202.49 – Don’t let the name fool you. It should be called the super sexy leather waist cincher and harness with 1 outer dong and 2 inner dongs.  Now you know why good lube is necessary.

Japanese Bondage Rope: $16.19 – I may need this in order to use the previous item on my list.

Red Satin Lined Wrist Cuffs: $76.99, Red Satin Lined Ankle Cuffs: $89.49,  Locking 1 1/2 Red Satin Padded Collar: $58.89  – For when I want to be submissive yet comfy.  Also, it is important to have matching accessories, even when it comes to kink.

Beginner Ball Gag, Red and Black: $33.89 – I know a few people I could use this on.

Ball Chain Flogger: $51.89 – Kindness or brutality.  You choose.

Ron Jeremy Head Bag: $4.49 – I need a gift bag for my grandmother’s birthday present.  It is appropriate, right?

Nudie Doodle Pads: $3.19 – I need something to do during meetings.

Total: $999.35

Time is running out! 

Submit your own wish list and enter for a chance to $1000 in FREE sex toys!

This Friday, June 5th is the last day to enter.  Do you really want to miss out on this fabulous opportunity?

This Friday, June 5th is the last day to enter for a chance to win $1000 in free sex toys!  Who will get to go on my Fabulous Shopping Spree?  This contest has been going on long enough and I am eager to spoil someone.  Get your wish lists in this week guys and gals.  Don’t miss this opportunity to win a ton of sex toys!

Calling all penny pinchers!  Today is the last day to get your lists in if you want to be eligible for this week’s contest.  Here is the skinny:

The list with the most products equaling less than $1000 will win the Iris by Lelo!

Just how far can you stretch your dollar?  Give it your best effort and you just might win this luxurious toy.  This is the Fabulous Shopping Spree, after all.  I do fancy giving fancy toys to blogging orgasm connoisseurs. 

“This flower will make you blossom with pleasure when you use it. The smooth plastic and silicone surface make the Iris a sex toy with many uses. Whether you want a light massage for your clitoris, or want a sensual penetration with G-spot stimulation, the Iris is a good fit for you.

Dual Motors make this blue vibrator provide balanced vibrations from tip to shaft. The vibrator is amazingly quiet for such a powerful toy. The LED control panel is easy to use, with a lock feature that prevents your vibrator from turning on during travel, or at an inopportune moment.

You can also cycle through multiple functions as you play. They are sustained tip vibration, sustained vibration at its base, pulsing at intervals at the base and tip, extended pulses at intervals at the base and tip and vibration on the whole shaft.

The silicone surface makes this product hygienically superior and easy to clean. This toy does not require batteries. All you need to do is charge it and it is ready to go, with a sustained and reliable charge.”

Check out items like the Body Butter, Go Vibe, Slippery Stuff and Moulin stockings.  They are hot low priced items.  Just a little hint to help you ball on a budget.

Weekly Prize info HERE!

Don’t miss your chance to enter to win up to $1000 in FREE sex toys on my Fabulous Shopping Spree!

This week’s contest is all about sex toy balling on a budget.  The dame or dude with The List with the Most Toys Equaling Less than $1000 will win the prize.  I want to see who knows how to get the most bang, vibration and penetration for their buck.  Well, the most of whatever tickles their pickle, anyway.

In honor of the contest I would like to talk a little about Doc Johnson’s Go Vibe.  At a mere $6.89 this pocket rocket is great for anyone who wants to pinch pennies but still wants to get off.  It is 4 inches in length, waterproof and quiet.  It has all of the necessary ingredients for bath time pleasure time.  The Go Vibe is cute, discrete and recession friendly. 

Get your list in by this Thursday, May 28th in order to be eligible to win this week’s contest!  The winner will be announced this weekend on The Sunday Sex Toy Review.

What is the reward for rocking out on a budget?  Something ladies across the land either lust after or are already in love with.  The winner of this week’s contest will win the Iris by Lelo!  That’s right; the one who is cheap will end up with a well deserved luxury toy.

“This flower will make you blossom with pleasure when you use it. The smooth plastic and silicone surface make the Iris a sex toy with many uses. Whether you want a light massage for your clitoris, or want a sensual penetration with G-spot stimulation, the Iris is a good fit for you.”

This is the last of the weekly contests before the grand prize is awarded.  Hurry up and enter to win $1000 in FREE sex toys on my Fabulous Shopping Spree!

A few people have forgetten to email us their list for my Fabulous Shopping Spree Contest.  We have no way of knowing that you want to participate if you don’t send us the link to your wish list post!  Coming up with up to $1000 in sex toys is a lot of work, so let your lists be seen! 

Email us a link to your list at: experts @ sextoys . com.  Of course, without the spaces.

In order to be entered in the contest, you must email us!

XOXOXO

Only the kinky need apply.

This week I am giving away 2 prizes for the Kinkiest or Most Original Wish List!  Yes, one winner gets two prizes!

Do you like being tied, bound, restrained, gagged, blindfolded, collared, spanked, whipped, tickled, dominant, submissive, did I miss something?  I am sure I did.  If you said yes to one or more go ahead and make your wish list and get it in by this Thursday, May 14th.  The winner will be announced this Sunday, May 17th on the Sunday Sex Toy Review.

Both of the prizes are staples in anyone’s collection of kink. 

Sportscuffs – “Soft yet strong wrist or ankle restraints are made of heavy duty materials, comfortable neoprene backing and easy on easy off Velcro closures. Completely adjustable to fit any size wrist or ankle. Also available in purple and red.

Fetish Fantasy Bondage Kit – “Get stuck on seduction with these alluring suction cup cuffs. The strong suction-cup sticks tight to nearly any surface – bathroom tiles, countertops, walls or glass! Durable neoprene-backed cuffs easily adjust to comfortably fit. FREE Love Mask included.”

Take a look at all of our fetish products!

Are you wondering what this is all about?  Each week during my Fabulous Shopping Spree contest we are giving away weekly prizes.  Get the details here.  You can only win one weekly prize, but you are still eligible to win the grand prize of $1000 in FREE sex toys from of your choice from sextoys.com!  Find the complete rules here.  Don’t forget, you must send a link to your list to experts @ sextoys . com with your name and a phone number.

Take a look at the current list of entries, also known as Bloggers with Ambition, over at the sextoys.com blog.