It’s time for another Vajayj Thursday!  Get 25% off Body Painting Chocolate by Shunga.

I wanted to go with something that you could use with your lover, and whenever you have a sweet tooth during foreplay.  Really, what could be better than chocolate and sexy time at the SAME time?  Nothing.  Unless you don’t like chocolate or sex.  In which case, I’m not sure why you’re reading this.

Anyway, get this super sweet deal on the Shunga’s Body Painting chocolate any time for the next seven days.  Paint a picture, create an edible path or draw the most delicious stick figures in history.  Either way, this stuff will make for a fun evening.

“Unleash your artistic passions and slowly savor your work as you stroke edible designs on your partner with this erotic set. A generous bottle of chocolate paint is paired with a special paintbrush to allow you to draw designs, words, or pictures using your partner’s sensitive skin as a canvas.

Type: Edible Body Paint Flavor: Chocolate Volume: 3.5 oz Ingredients: Sugar, Water, Cacao, Citric Acid, Salt, Potassium Sorbate, Vanillin.”

Happy Vajayj Thursday!

I thought I would get everyone excited about Halloween by giving a 25% off discount to the Tantus Vamp!  For the next week you can get this awesome deal on this awesome silicone dildo.  I know you’ve had a vampire fantasy at least once.

“Updated by popular request… Yes, The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss this silicone dildo in the fridge for that authentic experience.

Who doesn’t love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That’s what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won’t be the only thing coming for you in the night.

The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire’s design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the moon’s soft glow. Since it’s a Tantus toy, The Vamp is made from Tantus’ own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Don’t be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling out to you in the night. But don’t save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle.

Length: 6.75 inches
Width: 1.55 inches
Circumference: 4.8 inches”

Here is a funny Durex commercial to remind you to stop using cucumbers as sex toys.

If the possibility of serving up self love sandwiches won’t stop you from putting cucumbers in and around your vajayj, here is another reason:

Cucumbers, namely non-organic, are generally covered in pesticides.  Even after being washed, this may still irritate the super sensitive skin makes up your vaginal region.  Not to mention, they don’t last forever!

Do yourself a favor and buy a vibrator or dildo.  Eat the cucumber, don’t fuck it.

This week’s treat for your vajayj is a vibrator from our Featured Manufacturer, Evolved Novelties.

Get 25% off the Lucky 13 starting now for an entire WEEK!

Lucky 13 is a g-spot vibrator from Evolved’s line of Silicone Roulettes.  No trip to Vegas required.  It is body friendly and will curl your toes in a matter of seconds.

If you’re looking for some action, then the Roulette is the odds on favorite to deliver complete satisfaction.

With its sleek European design and silicone composition, the Roulette is 100% waterproof, Phthalate and scent free, and body safe.

You’ll also be able to parlay your action with the Roulette’s flexible shaft and tip, and true multi speed motor.

There’s no gamble here…the Roulette is a sensory evoking sure thing!

Features:

- True multi-speed wheel controller
- Powerful motor
- Waterproof
- Made from body safe silicone
- Phthalate and latex free
- Odorless
- Seamless design conforms to bodies contours
- Maximum intensity with minimal noise
- All European parts
- Requires 2 AA batteries

Length: 7.75 inches
Width: 1.75 inches
Weight: 17.6 ounces”
AND you get a super sweet deal on it for the next week!

I would just like to take a moment to recognize our most recent Featured Manufacturer, Evolved Novelties.  They make a vast array of vibrators and chances are there is at least one that will suit your taste.

They are all waterproof so no matter what, your Evolved vibe can take you to under water orgasmic bliss.  Each toy also comes with its very own storage case for safe keeping.  Relatively new to the sex toy scene, the folks at Evolved Novelties pride themselves on creating innovative products that are good for the body.

The Croupier is a favorite among many.  Here is a little about the toy:

“If you’re looking for some action, then the Evolved Roulette Croupier Vibrator is the odds on favorite to deliver complete satisfaction to your g-spot.

With its sleek European design and silicone composition, the Roulette is 100% waterproof, Phthalate and scent free, and body safe. You’ll be able to parlay your action with the Roulette’s flexible shaft and tip, and true multi-speed motor.

There’s no gamble here. The 7.75 x 1.75 inch Croupier is a sensory evoking sure thing!”

Vajayj Thursday is here!

Starting today, sextoys . com and I are giving you a 25% discount on the Lelo Siri for an entire week.

It is a great body friendly vibrator that your vajayj will thank you for after each and every orgasm.  You get the discount regardless of the color you choose!  Links to the product in all of its available colors are listed below:

Red Lelo Siri

Pink Lelo Siri

Purple Lelo Siri

“SIRI has beauty and brains in abundance, appearing as LELOs most powerful sensual massager to date.

Skillfully honed for clitoral and all-over body stimulation, SIRI benefits from a stronger and more efficient motor, allowing her to deliver even more exciting and targeted vibes.

These are in turn controlled by an intelligent microprocessor that conveys power through six varied stimulation modes.

SIRI’s ergonomically contoured shape meanwhile directs the improved vibration strength through the quietest buzz, ensuring nothing comes between you and those soon to be discovered delights.

As with all pleasure objects by LELO, SIRI is designed to offer total peace of mind in whatever situations arise. Made with FDA-approved and phthalate-free PC-ABS/ silicone, she delivers up to 4 hours of near-silent vibrations after just a 2-hour charge. Speed and intensity are easily controllable via her intuitive interface dial, while these functions are fully lockable to ensure discreet transportation at all times. Additionally, SIRI comes presented in an elegant gift box and luxury satin pouch for appropriate storage, complete with charger, user manual and a full 1-year LELO warranty.”

This and every Thursday I will be giving you a deal on an awesome sex toy for your vajayj! Each week I will feature a different product and you will have 7 days to purchase it at a ridiculously good price.  I will announce the first one and how much of a discount in less than 48 hours, so don’t forget to stop by.

If you read the Sextoys . com blog, you know that this is the equal opportunity equivalent to the Weenie Wednesdays promotion.   If you don’t know what I’m talking about, go check it out!

Whether you call her your vajayj, pussy, cookie, hoo hoo, vagina, pretty pink part, or something else altogether, she deserves something that can go in, on or around her to make her happy.

See you soon for the first of many Vajayj Thursdays!

Everyday we are adding new fetish and BDSM products to our inventory by the ass loads. Literally. I am not an official member of the hardcore fetish scene, but I must say we are getting some pretty neat stuff. Perhaps the Electrosex Urethral Sound wouldn’t be considered “neat” by some, but if you are into it, and I’m not judging, we have it.

While my curiosity has been peaked by items like the Mini Stallion Fucking Machine and the Strict Leather Premium Arm Binders, I am mostly excited about the sexy new Fetish Wear. More specifically, the latex clothing. I love latex for a few reasons. First of all, it looks amazing on. It seamlessly connects every curve, as if you’ve been poured into each piece. To the wearer, latex constricts and builds a barrier between them and the outside world. To the touch, it feels glossy and divine. It is smooth, sleek and tight. I love the many sensations that latex provides.

Here are a few my favorite items:

Latex Thigh-High Stockings -
Sexy latex stockings to complete your fetish wardrobe. Premium quality, imported from London.

These Seamless latex stockings have small rolled edges at the tops. Latex stockings can be difficult to put on. We recommend using talcum powder for easy entry. Also consider latex shine for that glossy black finish.

Latex Skirt -

Skin-tight latex hugs your body in this sleek mini-skirt! It stretches with your body for the ultimate form-fitting fetish outfit.

Show off your curves, your legs, and your confidence when you strut around in this sexy mini-skirt that is sure to turn heads!

Measurements: One size fits most. Measures approx. 12.5 inches wide at waist and 16.75 inches in length. Allow for approx. 1.5 inches of stretch.

Shoulder Length Latex Gloves -

A stimulating accessory to your fetish wardrobe. Great for sexual play, caressing the body with latex is an experience! High quality gloves are imported from England.

Latex gloves can be difficult to put on. We recommend using talcum powder. For the ultimate shine we recommend latex polish.

You always need a little help when getting dressed in you latex outfit of choice. As you read above, you can always use talcum powder. However, Pjur has come up with a great alternative.

Pjur CULT‘s revolutionary formula lets you ease into tight-fitting fetish clothing, even if you have a lot of body hair. Moreover, it protects and maintains the durability and suppleness of the material. For aficionados and specialists alike, Pjur CULT offers the perfect combination of practical benefits and an exciting effect.

You can put these latex pieces together or mix and match for your specific needs. The gloves are perfect for those looking to start their latex collection, or just for the right accessory.

Keep in mind that you don’t have to be a hardcore fetish player to enjoy latex. Put it on for your partner and play. You will feel incredibly sexy and they won’t be able to keep their hands off of you.

Weenie Wednesday has begun over at the SexToys . com blog! You should stop by and get the details, but what I will tell you is that you can get a really great deal on a Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit.  Buy it for your guy and you’ll get a lot more than just the satisfaction of knowing you did something nice for him.