I am in love with the Kokeshi Doll vibrators from Big Teaze Toys.  They are adorable and perfectly body safe.  Tickle your fancy, or whatever you wish, with the Kokeshi Girl or the Kokeshi Boy.

“Sweet, charming, and secretly sexy, this discreet vibrator is modeled after Japan’s popular Kokeshi style doll, enabling it to blend in with everyday knick knacks!

The waterproof design means that the Kokeshi vibrator can also join you in the tub or shower for aquatic exploration. It floats so it’s always nearby! With three powerful speeds available at the touch of a button, you can enjoy your favorite speed of shivers as they travel through the smooth plastic curves.”

A little history about Kokeshi Dolls:

They were originally made between 1600 and 1868.  They were sold to people who visited the hot springs in North-East Japan. Although, I’m pretty sure they weren’t using them for under water orgasms back then.  The style, shape and pattern of the traditional Kokeshi Dolls depended on the region in which they were from.  The creative dolls were different from one another and were mostly found in the cities.  This type of Kokeshi Doll didn’t come into existence until after World War II.  All are without arms and legs and are made out of wood.

Now who wouldn’t want to masturbate with one of these?  Well, that’s not the point.  They are super cute.

Photo courtesy of AVN

For all of you Twilight fans out there, Nasstoys has announced the release of a line of vibrators just for you!  Whether you are on Team Edward, Jacob or Alice (who happens to be from my home town) you can engage in a little solo play with a Twilite sex toy.

The Twilight movies don’t offer a lot in the way of cinematic genius, but they sure do offer some quality eye candy.  Let’s face it, vampire sex is hot.  When those fangs get you going, or someone from the wolf pack gets all violent and angry (sans shirt), you can complete your fantasy with one of these vibes.

Posted yesterday on AVN:

“The Twilite line features a massager and a wand, each available in two colors.

The Twilite Massager, available in black and white, has a powerful three-speed motor and boasts a sleek, stylish and compact design. The waterproof item is operated with a push button at the base, and it comes with a free travel pouch for discretion. The piece measures 5.5 inches long and requires one AA battery for operation.

The Twilite Wand has a more bulbous shape to its end, while the base houses a push button to operate the three-speed motor. Crafted from ABS, the waterproof Twilite Wand is 8.25 inches long, requires two C batteries and is available in black and pink.”

If you’re looking for a little more hardcore naughtiness during your Twilight Jill or Jack off session, then you should definitely check out these XXX parodies:

This isn’t Twilight XXX Parody starring Jenna Haze, Audrey Hollander and a gaggle of super sexy porn stars.  I don’t know about you, but I would much rather watch Jenna Haze (as Bella) take it from behind than watch Kristen Stewart mope and whine for 2 hours.

This Isn’t The Twilight Saga New Moon – The XXX Parody also starring Jenna Haze.  While Edward is off being an uber emo cry baby, Jenna (Bella) pays a visit to Jacob and his pecs for a much needed romp. It’s everything that you wanted to see in the movie.  I know I wanted to see someone get a blow job.

You’re welcome, Twilighters.

Sex in the shower always seems like a great idea.

Both of you are soaking wet, consumed by each others’ passion, the shower head covers you with lust water as you engage in wild animalistic sex acts.

The Reality:

Only one person gets the water, the other is covered with goose bumps.

Unlike your ass, the shower is a little smaller than you remember.

Balancing on one foot isn’t so easy.

And what the hell are you supposed to hold on to?

Sportsheets gets it.  They created their Sex in the Shower line for all of your wet and wild needs.

I’ve mentioned the Dual Shower Head before, but damn would this thing be useful.  You both get wet while you enjoy the your romp in the shower.  You can also change the settings for a relaxing massage or full body coverage.

So, you’re bent over and you need to put your foot somewhere.  The ledge is a little too low and you damn sure can’t get your foot all the up to the soap dish.  You can put the Single Locking Foot Rest anywhere you please.  Simply place the foot rest on the shower wall and flip the lever up to lock it into place.  Bend over and enjoy.

If you’re like me and you prefer it on the rough side, you definitely need some leverage.  Who wants to deal with a slip and fall in the middle of a hot and steamy shower sex session? So simple, yet so amazingly awesome is the Dual Locking Suction Handle. Lock it in place and hold on for the ride!

These are just my Sex in the Shower favorites.  Check out everything they have to offer, from Shower Sex Mirrors to Suction Handcuffs.

I love a good spanking from time to time.  I also love all of the daunting whips and paddles that come along with it, but I don’t always need studs and spikes to enjoy a little sting on my bottom.

I am totally into these paddles and riding crops by Rough Doggie.  They make fun accessories during light role play, or any time you need a good whack.

You wanna be teacher’s pet?

Class discipline is hot! The Apple Spanker is made of stiff leather and measures 11 inches in length. The paddle is a red apple and the handle is a worm. The best lessons are learned in bed!

The Naughty Ruler Paddle is a teaching tool that will show real discipline. The ruler measures 12.5in from handle to tip and the ruler is made of wood. The handle is made of leather so you can have a good grip on the spanking. Set an example in the bedroom!

Perhaps you’re more of bad patient…

The Head Nurse Crop is made of high quality leather. The crop measures 24 from handle to tip and the handle has a wrist loop. The 3 wide red cross tip is made of soft suede leather on one side and shiny leather on the other. This one will really get your temperature rising!

Or a camo queen.

24 inch length stunning star shaped Camo Canvas Crop will full leather back & studs is sure to earn you his ad-miral-ation.

If these spanking devices aren’t quite what you’re into, take a peek at our entire Whips and Paddles category. There is something in there for the spanker or spankee in all of us.

Are you looking to add another element to your phone sex sessions?  The technologically advanced folks at OhMiBod have created just the vibrator!

“Let Boditalk Escort accompany you to new levels of ecstasy while you are on the go. Boditalk escort is a discreet wearable bullet that is activated by calls made to or from your cell phone when in close range.

Care and Cleaning: Clean after every use with adult toy cleaner, alcohol or mild soap and water. Dry thoroughly.”