National Masturbation Month
We are coming up on the home stretch of National Masturbation Month. If your wrist isn’t sore or if you haven’t stolen the batteries from every remote control in the house, well, you just haven’t celebrated enough. You might as well use this month as an excuse to take extra long showers and up your number of daily orgasms.
Masturbation releases endorphins, acts as a natural sleep aid, eases menstrual cramps and let’s not forget, its fun! If you have been tired and cranky, now may be a good time to engage in some good old fashioned solo sex. You’ll be doing yourself and everyone around you a favor.
I’ll cut to the chase. What kind of people would we be if we didn’t have a contest in the name of National Masturbation Month? Crappy people, that’s what. That’s why we here at Sextoys.com are having a National Masturbation Month Giveaway! Tell your craziest masturbation story and you could win a free sex toy! We have a girl toy (Brigit by Touche), a boy toy (Vibrating Sex Buddy by Topco) and a super secret surprise toy for the most over the top story. Have you ever used a vibrator while hanging upside down singing the star spangled banner? Have you ever pleasured yourself in the middle of an underwater basket weaving contest? If so, we want to know!
Go to the Sextoys . com blog for all of the details.
Happy masturbating!
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