I must see this!

I am woman enough to admit that I like bows.  I’m kinky enough to admit that I want The Patent Leather Bow Wrist Restraint.

Is it just me, or is this AWESOME?  Not just because I’m trying to sell you something, but because this restraint is absolutely precious and flirty and naughty and AWESOME.

Just picture your sexy sub on their knees, hands behind their back and a patent leather bow covering her wrists, just above the tushy.  Not a bad visual, right?  You can picture yourself in this scenario instead, if that’s how you roll.  I’m certainly not going to judge you.

Here is a little chunk of useful information:

“Gift-wrap submission with the Patent Leather Bow Wrist Restraint. The black Patent Leather Bow Wrist Restraint is a charming and inventive new bondage restraint that functions like a pair of locking wrist cuffs, or an adjustable bondage belt for the wrists.

The aesthetic aspect of this item is what makes it truly special. On top of the adjustable black Latigo leather restraint strap is a high gloss patent leather gift bow. The bow fits over a D-ring shaped nickel plated plate staple that holds a heart shaped chrome padlock.”

You can read the rest of the information when you check the product.

This is an old one, but I love it every time.

In Arizona it is against the law to have more than 2 dildos in 1 house.

What? Does someone police this? Does keeping a few spare dildos in the shed out back count?

If you live in AZ and you’re a good law abiding citizen, I hope you love your two precious dildos. What I really hope is that you’re into breaking the law and have a house full of paraphernalia. Perhaps even a closet stuffed so full of dongs that they come spilling out when you open the door, burying you under a mountain of fake penises.

If you are one of the rule followers, let me tempt you to break the law with this sparkling silicone dildo. Literally, it sparkles.

“Updated by popular request… Yes, The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss this silicone dildo in the fridge for that authentic experience.

Who doesn’t love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That’s what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won’t be the only thing coming for you in the night.

The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire’s design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the moon’s soft glow. Since it’s a Tantus toy, The Vamp is made from Tantus’ own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Don’t be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling out to you in the night. But don’t save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle.”

Length: 6.75 inches
Width: 1.55 inches
Circumference: 4.8 inches

If you are an honorable Arizonian and really want to make this the third dildo in your collection, I’m sure you have a friend who will keep it nice and safe for you at their house. Only share if you have sterilized it by means of boiling or 10% bleach solution. Remember, you can do that with silicone toys.

jealous, jealous again by Scott Church

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #72? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #74? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday April 18th at 11:59pm PDT.

Note: No Editor’s Pick this week, but there are LOTS of contests!

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

• Win Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio Deadline: April 15th @ Midnight Central.
• Contest! Deadline: April 16th.
• Tor – Giveaway! Deadline: April 18th.
• MyPleasure $50 Gift Certificate Giveaway Deadline: April 18th.
• Contest! Deadline: April 24th @ 11:59pm.
• I Dare You… Giveaway! Deadline: April 25th.
• Ophoria April Sweepstakes Beyond 1 Deadline: April 30th @ Midnight Eastern.
• Lover’s Choice April Sweepstakes Horny Hot & Wild Dice Deadline: April 30th @ Midnight Eastern.
• Calling All Hot Mamas! Deadline: May 3rd @ 11am Central.

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Earth Day is right around the corner.  If you are looking to butter up Mother Earth, you might want to consider some greener options for your solo sessions.  You don’t have to fashion your sex toys out of twigs or sea shells to be earth friendly.  You can simply start by using rechargeable vibrators.  That’s right, no more batteries!  Lighten your carbon footprint and you don’t have to worry about your batteries dying mid-orgasm.  Everyone wins!

First up we have the Natural Contours Ideal.  I am totally into the curved handle so I can easily reach my sore back muscles.  Yeah, my sore back muscles, that’s what I will use it for.

The Natural Contours Oscillating Rechargeable Personal Massager is ergonomically engineered to fit the unique curves of your body. Enjoy all of the possibilities to pleasantly stimulate, rejuvenate and relax your body muscles with this lightweight massager.

Cordless, powerful and elegant.

Lelo’s Mia is always a crowd favorite.  I’ll let the description tell you why.

MIA is a discreet pleasure object carefully designed to combine versatility and convenience, intended for private enjoyment at all times.

This elegant lipstick vibrator nestles seductively in your handbag.  Her size and chargeability make her available whenever needed, whether on a long intercontinental flight or during a break on a busy day. Glossy and attractive, Mia’s intuitive interface and four stimulation modes allow total control in the midst of ecstasy.

She is rechargeable and a 2-hour charge provides up to 4 hours of bliss. Comes presented in an elegant gift box, accessorized with extension cord for USB charging, manual and a 1-year LELO warranty.

It’s no secret that I love Chester Cheeky.  Fun Factory makes a wide variety of high quality rechargeable vibes, but this guy is at the top of my list.  He never lets me down.  Ever.  He is adorable and his orgasm rating is off the charts.  Looking to get turned into a puddle of goo?  Chester is your guy. 

Get a little cheeky! The waterproof Chester Cheeky Sinnflut is rechargeable and whisper quiet. Made of 100% Silicone, this adult toy is skin safe and non-porous.

The usable length of the Sinnflut is 5.5 inches and it has a diameter of 1.5 inches. This massager is shaped like a friendly little ghost. It is slightly curved to allow for G-spot stimulation.

The vibrator is rechargeable using the included base, so say goodbye to batteries. The Minijoystick makes a comfortable handling and control of the vibrator possible just using one finger! Motor and electronics are robust, long-lasting and strong. Love yourself!

So, on April 22nd I expect you all to show Mother Earth a little love by getting off with a rechargeable vibrator.

This is the best way to say “wear a condom” EVER!  Thanks, ASFX (Association for Safe Fun Sex) for posting this on Twitter.

P.S. Protegez-vous means “take cover”.  How perfect is that?

Please have safe sex.  Stock up on condoms.

Megasol Eros Liquid Aqua Based WomanLube is delightful.  However, I must first state that this water based lubricant does contain glycerin.  For some women that isn’t an issue, but for many it is.  Glycerin can upset that delicate body chemistry and cause infections of the unpleasant kind.  So, if you’re a highly sensitive gal, sadly this is not the product for you.

This lube is silky smooth and divine.  One drop will suffice if you just need a little something to get the party started.  If you are looking for a thick layer and that slippery feel, then 2 to 3 drops will do the trick.  It doesn’t have the same viscosity as silicone based lube, but it does leave a nice (nongreasy) satisfying layer of lube on the epidermis.  It slowly melts into the skin needing few reapplications, instead of dissolving right away.  It isn’t sticky, tacky or stringy.  When all is said and done, it leaves the skin feeling soft and moist.

Should one need to place their mouth on an area that has been lubified, there is no scent or taste to deal with.  

Here is the quick and dirty on the ingredients:

Aqua
Glycerin – Improves smoothness.
Ethoxydiglycol – Used to increase viscosity.
Guar Hydroxypropyl-trimonium Chloride  – Has conditioning properties.
Hydroxyethylcellulose – Thickening agent.
Citric Acid – Preservative.
Benzyl Alcohol/Methylisothiazolinone/Methylchloroisothiazolinone – Used as a solvent/ preservative.

Since this lube is marketed specifically towards women, I’d like for it to be glycerin free.  They don’t try to hide the fact that this is one of the ingredients, so I’m not too mad at them. 

If you are sensitive to glycerin, stay away.  If not, this is a nice addition to your water based lube collection.  Megasol Eros Women Liquid is paraben free, so for that I am thankful.

The lucky ladies over at HotMoviesForHer are living it up at Dinah Shore weekend in Palm Springs.  I know, I’m jealous too!  If you’re there, you definitely want to find them because they are having a contest sponsored by Sextoys.com.    You can check out the goods above: Tantus, Fun Factory and beyond!  If you like porn, and I know you do, you can also snag some free minutes for your viewing pleasure.  Yes, those are pictures of the ridiculously hot Jiz Lee on those cards.