Cupid, bestow those wonderful dildos
Dearest Cupid,
I must say, I have never been the biggest fan of the holiday you are attributed to. The roses, sparkly glitter, and cardboard cut-out hearts year after year began to seem a tad overdone and trite. However, I have recently been informed that you don’t just shoot arrows into people’s asses to make them go gaga, you bestow wonderful dildos to, well, every lady’s favorite palace of pleasure. My opinion of you has increased dramatically.
The XS version of the Share will be awarded tomorrow!
In case you don’t know (because let’s face it, you’re not St. Nick–sorry if I bring up the old rivalry), I will be spending this Valentine’s Day with my wonderful girlfriend. Winning a drawing of yours would be, to put it simply, amazing. We are two girls struggling through living in the South and going to a non-accepting university, and winning your contest would make our day (and night after night after night…). Our toy box is tiny, and we don’t own any insertable toys (and the Share XS looks incredible, by the way), but we have been dying to try them.
That said, I would immensely enjoy watching those goofy couples on Valentine’s Day and know that my girlfriend and I are smiling for an all entirely different reason.
All my love,
Brittany
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