Featured Products: The Halloween Edition
Halloween is my favorite holiday. Dressing up, eating candy and getting the crap scared out of me are all things that get me excited; it is only natural for me to favor All Hallows’ Eve. I even worked in a haunted attraction one year, in “The Freezer”. I was of the frozen undead and scaring people was an absolute blast! I traded in my lab coat and Ben Nye make up for pasties and garter belts, but I digress.
We have featured some products that we think will sexy up your spook this year. We don’t have any zombies dripping with icicles, but we do have some cool stuff. Heh. Here is a taste of what you will find in our Featured Products For Couples category.
Plug and Socket Couples Costume: This might be my favorite item in our Featured Products for Couples category. Everyone will know you belong together. Enjoy all of the laughs until it is really time for him to plug in! Also check out our Racer Girl and Surgeon costumes.
G-Spot Link: Speaking of plugging in – ”Positionary Cuffs allow you to relax and enjoy the passion of making love”. Sportsheets brings nothing but the best when it comes to products that enhance couples play time.
Kandy Kuffs: Make it a lightly kinky Halloween and trick your treat into being your prisoner. Make them nibble their way to freedom as you give them more than just a sweet tooth!
Haunted DVD: Still no zombies, but the cover says it all: “The Bump In The Night Is In Your Pants”. Sex crazed tourists will satisfy your appetite for visual stimulation.
Fetish Fantasy Pink Butterfly Crop: Trade in your magic fairy wand for this ultra femme riding crop. Leave a trail of butterfly imprints instead of pixie dust as you spank your way through the night!
I Rub My Duckie Red Devil: “The Red Devil is dressed for mischief in red cape and horns.” I don’t think he will be snatching any candy on October 31st, but he will be looking to get into something naughty! Take this discreet vibe in the tub for some post costume party fun.
Trojan Her Pleasure Ecstasy Condoms: Last, but not least; don’t forget the condoms for you Halloween adventure this year! With all of those sexy-fill-in-the-blanks running around, the need to get it on will surely creep up. Play it safe. You wouldn’t eat a piece of unwrapped candy, would you?
There are more great products like the Bi-Directional Filligrino Glass Dildo and The Experts Guide to Positions in our Featured Products for Couples section. Go check it out and spice up more than just your Halloween party!
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