First, I used a duck to pleasure myself.  This time I used a fish.  Perhaps I should be questioning my morals here, but I am not. 

I did indeed Rub My Fishie.

This review is not meant to be a comparison between the I Rub My Duckie and The Fishie.  However, I do have to mention that this bug eyed Koi toy was much much much easier to turn on than the duck.  Give the sides a healthy squeeze and you are on your way to vibrating fish land.  The material on the power area feels softer than the rest of the toy.  Thanks for taking care of that!

Once I got passed the fact that it looked like I was about to masturbate with a cartoon character, I enjoyed the I Rub My Fishie.  The strongest vibrations were in the bulging behemopthic eyeballs.  Those oculi had a smooth texture that was oh so satisfying.  Conveniently, the tail fin made an easy to grip handle.  It was then that I realized these people weren’t just trying to make a cute toy; they really put some thought into this guy.  Nice job!

The high intensity eyes go to be a little much.  This vibe technically only has one speed.  However, using different parts of the fish body allowed me to experience different vibration sensations.  The tail fin was the second highest vibration level.  Its thin shape makes for more pinpointed stimulation.  Note: at this point, I still had to remind myself that an activist group for fish-rights wasn’t going to come after me for indecent behavior.

The mouth of the fishie was my favorite part.  There was a medium level of vibration and I was able to hold on to his big eyeballs with both hands.  It provided me with the right stimulation in all of the right areas.  Let’s just say PETA could have been knocking down my door and I wouldn’t have cared.

I love my I Rub My Fishie!  He is not just a cute fish, he is functional, fun and he gets the job done. 

P.S.  Yes, he is waterproof.

Tags: Big Teaze Toys, I Rub My Fishie, Toy Review

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