Take charge with The Strict Leather 4-Strap Ultimate Dildo Harness.  One look at this rig and your mate will bend over with no questions asked!  If you are ready to take your strap on play a step in the fetish direction, this is Featured Product For Couples is for you.

“Very secure and adjustable, the Strict Leather 4-Strap Ultimate Dildo Harness is an attractive harness at an affordable price. The classic version of this harness has one strap in the back that covers the genital/anal cleft in g-string fashion, but this version is made with 2 straps in back that wrap around the buttocks, leaving the genitals and ass exposed.

It is adjustable in several different ways for perfect fit and dildo placement. Standard ring size is 1.75 inches in diameter, which should fit most pliable dildos from 1.5 inches to 2 inches in diameter. The rings are held in place by snaps in the leather straps. For very large or very small dildos, it is also possible to substitute different sized rings. Now made in one size that fits waist measurements from 26-40 inches.”

I love the sexy studs and have an appreciation for secure harnesses.  When I first dipped my toes into the world of strap ons, I purchased one that had limited options when it came to adjusting the straps.  The thong was loose and it was difficult to operate.  However, what I love most about the Ultimate Harness is that it allows for the naughty bits to be exposed.  This is comfortable and frees up the goods for other activities!

If this is a little too intimidating, we have plenty of strap on options for you to choose from!

The Fetish Fantasy Boa would be the perfect accessory for your bachelorette party.  As I have said before, pre-wedding parties seem to just be an excuse to act and dress in a manner that is obnoxious as possible.  Why not add a girly touch to your penis straws and tiara.  Stock up and pass them out to all of your gal pals.  They come in red, pink, purple, white and black.

If you have gotten lucky and don’t have to attend any weddings this year you can still get in on the feather boa action.  I use them frequently when performing, as have burlesque legends for years.  Give your boo a private burly-q show.  Use the boa to tease as you hide behind it while taking off your clothing.  They know you have just removed your top, but they don’t get to take a peek until the boa is moved.  Before or after your strip, you can simply move with the boa.  Wrap it around your shoulders and allow it to frame your upper body.  Hold it in front of you as you shimmy and let the feathers shake with you.  Just play!  There are tons of possibilities and you can get as creative as you wish.

So you have a bachelorette party to throw and you want to be a burlesque performer.  Check with your local burlesque show and find out if they offer classes!  There are tons of performers who hold workshops and offer special packages for parties.  I have taught a few and they are a blast for everyone involved.  So order your Fetish Fantasy Boas and gather your girls.  It’s time to party and learn how to strip!

Have you ever delved into the world of rope bondage without knowing where to start?  Do you find yourself just getting all tangled up with a disappointed partner who begins to yawn as you fumble around?  While I encourage everyone to explore and create without boundaries, on this matter I suggest you take a little advice from the book, Two Knotty Boys Showing You the Ropes.  Rope bondage can make for beautiful art or it can serve a purpose when it comes to dominance and submissions.  There are also safety aspects that you should be aware of before you just go tying people up and stringing them from the ceiling fan with that old rope that’s been sitting in the garage since you moved in.  You get my point.

About the book:

“A Step-by-Step Illustrated Guide for Tying Sensual and Decorative Rope Bondage. This entertaining, photo-illustrated book teaches 37 step-by-step techniques for tying sensual and beautiful rope bondage. It’s designed for fun, easy, hands-on practice with more than 750 photographs and explanatory captions for those wishing to explore the art of rope bondage.

Book is broken down into five sections. Knot tying. Basic rope bondage. Decorative bondage. Dominance bondage. Sex bondage.

Each section shows you how to use rope to tie your partner down, create different types of knots, create a harness or bra and even make panties out of rope. Presented by Two Knotty Boys.”

This is one of our Featured Products for Couples.  Give it read and maybe you and your partner can try something new!

I love dildos, dongs, stap ons, whips, blindfolds and all of the super kinky toys you can find.  However, sometimes you just need a basic vibe to get to where you need to be.  And sometimes you need to be on your own comfy little orgasm cloud.  Low maintenance. 

Perhaps The Classix Mini Vibe has what it takes to help you reach the zenith, so to speak.  It is one of our Featured Products for Women.

“This sleek mini vibrator packs plenty of power and is the perfect size to take with you on-the-go. Enjoy smooth, soothing vibrations anytime, anyplace. It easily fits into your purse or briefcase for your own secret rendezvous.”

This smooth bullet-esque vibrator is great for clitoral stimulation.  You can easily hide it and you don’t have to share it with anyone else.  Next time you need some alone time with a bit of buzz, grab this little toy and get on your cloud.

So how did the burly-q show go?

Fabulous!  Tickets were sold out the day before the show, so no pressure.  Right.  Everyone in the troupe, including myself, was excited and eager.  We were a bit nervous knowing that we would be performing to a packed house with high expectations.  Did we disappoint?  Not even a little bit.  The hosts were hilarious, the band didn’t miss a beat and us dancing girls, well let’s just say we were on top of our game.  So, you get the point.  The show was a success, but you want details. 

The number: The Coffee Shop Girl

The voiceover begins as I am wiping down the counter.  My thoughts are heard: “The only thing that makes this job worth it is that hot guy that comes in here… He really grrrriiiinds my beans!”  (I know it’s corny, this is burlesque, people).  The voiceover continues and needless to say the hot guy enters.  He freezes, the other “customers” freeze and my coffee shop–striptease-fantasy begins.  It’s funny, it’s sexy, it’s fun for the whole family.  Okay, so maybe not the whole family. 

Anyhoo, speaking of successful sales, allow me to introduce you to one of our best sellers:  The Charmer.

The ridges to charm the G-spot.

Charmer Purple Haze is a dildo designed to hit the G-spot over and over as it’s worked in and out. Many people do not know how to find the G-spot.

Most G-spot toys on the market are 6 inches in length, this has lead people to think they are supposed to put the toy in all the way, and end up missing the mark. The urethral sponge is located 1 to 3 inches inside the vaginal opening, so the Charmers many ridges are a guaranteed hit!

1.4 inches x 6.8 inches

Tantus Inc. uses only the highest quality materials in the manufacture of their sex toys. These sex toys are an excellent choice for consumers who suffer allergies, or sensitivity to chemicals. Whether it is medical grade silicone or quality controlled, body safe and treated aluminum, you can be sure that the use of a Tantus sex toy is safe and healthy. For more information, see the interview with Metis Black from Tantus Inc. in the Sex Toys Blog.

Guaranteed to hit your G-spot?  I’m sold.

If Sandra Storm’s bright eyes and beautiful smile don’t get you grinning from ear to ear, then take a gander and those stems! She looks fabulous with those sexy seams running from her rear to her heel.

Are you in need of new hosiery? Check out our full selection on Sextoys.com. The Havana Pantyhose are one my favorite pairs!

It has been a few weeks since I posted the last Saturday Night Striptease, but tomorrow it will be back!  Enjoy a little classic burly-q while I am performing my fannie off.  You won’t get to see me tearing it up and taking it off, but at least you will get a little taste of how the legends did it.  I will report back on Monday and let you know how the show goes.

Also, check in on Sunday at the Sextoy . com blog for the Sunday Sex Toy Review.  Bill is going to give you the low down on dildos.  Sarah will give you a top 5 list of hot G-Spot toys and I will give you my Sunday Wishes for toys for me and my boy.

Everyone knows that we love Tantus!  All of their products are body safe and made with care.  This little Rascal looks like a fun little addition to anyone’s anal arsenal – woman, man, couple or loner.  Give your rear the ribbed vibration it’s been waiting for:

Let this fun vibe add spice to play with your partner, or fun to your time alone. Looking for safe, fun toys for your next play time? This ribbed handcrafted Ice Colored vibe is made of hygienically superior 100 percent silicone.

It is hypoallergenic, odorless, tasteless and dishwasher safe. It is also phthalate free, making it safer for the user. Its large round smooth tip makes it easy for insertion and the ribs on the shaft heighten sensitivity during penetration.

It has a wide flared base for safety and a better grip for handling. It is also harness compatible, making it a selection suitable for couples.

With a waterproof design, this vibe is excellent for fun in a variety of settings, wet or dry. The vibe is 5.5 inches long with an insertable length of 4.75 inches. This toy requires 3 watch batteries that are included.

Tantus Inc. uses only the highest quality materials in the manufacture of their sex toys. These sex toys are an excellent choice for consumers who suffer allergies, or sensitivity to chemicals. Whether it is medical grade silicone or quality controlled, body safe and treated aluminum, you can be sure that the use of a Tantus sex toy is safe and healthy. For more information, see the interview with Metis Black from Tantus Inc. in the Sex Toys Blog.

As always with anal play, use lube.  Water based only for this and all silicone toys!

The Master recently reviewed the Under the Bed Restraints on the Sextoys . com blog.  If you like to “take your kink on the road” then you definitely want to take a peek at what he has to say.

Here is but a taste: “The construction on this rig is above average to superior… Someone at SportSheets deserves an “A” for thinking through the cut of the material and stitching to prevent tears and ripping in the fabric.” 

Read the entire Under the Bed Restraint System Review and find out the rest of the report card looked.

Read more about The Master here!

Everyone knows that I am a big fan of my Swing.  The possibilities are endless when it comes to positions.  Plus, it’s just fun to see what my friends do with it/ in it/ on it/ around it, even with their clothes on.  So, when perusing the featured items on the left of this page, Topco’s Love Swing Harness With Anal Plug got my attention.

I am not a huge fan of huge toys entering through the rear.  For that matter, I even shy away from medium sized anal toys.  However, I am still curious about this accessory that goes with my beloved swing.

“Love Swing Harness With Anal Plug. This great accessory attaches to the Love Swing seat for solo satisfaction or for double penetration. It fulfills the role of double penetration when used with a partner or another toy!

At 5 inches long, it is a perfectly sized toy for multiple uses. It has a padded black harness with a Velcro closing. It also has a suction cup base for play outside of the swing.”

It sounds like a good way to turn up the kink!  Double penetration without the third party: no awkward goodbyes and you won’t have to split your after sex snack three ways.