I did in fact Rub My Duckie.

I didn’t expect much from this cute little tub toy, but I was a bit surprised.  It didn’t have the strongest of vibrations.  However, I did enjoy the thumping sensation it provided when placing the duck’s tail on my lady bits.  I would say it was more like throb-ration, rather than vibration.  It stimulated both my clitorous and labia simultaneously, which I love!  I tried to use the duck’s beak, but it didn’t do much in the way of satisfaction.  The vibrations were just not strong enough on that part of the toy.  Plus the beak felt awkward.  I did get a giggle out of the duckie going down on me!

Batteries are included which is always a perk.  They are easy to insert as long as you have a small Phillips head screwdriver handy.  Now, turning on the I Rub My Duckie is another story.  I heard it was task, but in the name of all that vibrates, it was a pain in my rear!  Just pushing on the duck’s back didn’t work.  I had to hold the duck in both hands and squeeze with all of my strength.  I worry that one could pull a palm muscle.  But, at least I don’t have to worry about it turning on by accident.

Is he waterproof?  Yes!  I left him in the bath tub for a good hour and he was still floating.  I submerged him and his motor kept on purring.  It was quiet, by the way.

As far as the get off factor, I would give this guy a 7.1 on a scale of 1-10.  On the cute factor, I give him an 11!  The look in his eyes could just melt your heart.  But, don’t let it fool you.  He wants to get you naked in the bath tub. 

I probably won’t use my I Rub My Duckie on a daily basis, but I will reach for him the next time I am in the mood bath time throb-rations.  He got me where I needed to be with just a little work.  The best thing about this guy is that he is hiding in plain sight.  He is a great bathroom accessory.  When people are over, I love knowing my naughty bath buddy is looking up at them as they reach for the toilet paper.

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